Inventive Appearance: Beard World Championship

Posted May 31st, 2006 by Amused and Bemused

Well, our site has gone through alot of trauma over the past few weeks with constant problems with our servers and the ultimate failure of the complete loss of a server from our hosting company Midphase.

I need a drink, and since I can't have one (I won't bore you with the details), I decided I needed a little levity.

I decided that since the other bloggers at AmericanInventorSpot.com are all posting on different types of inventions and innvoations, I'd get into the act to and do my own special feature in inventive appearance.

People actually go out of their way to look funny, so I thought when the mood strikes me, I would share some of my discoveries of the inventive appearances - or ways people look wacky - with you.

The Beard World championship is a good source for those wacky in appearance.

You can see some more at Spiegel.de. Thanks to Pieces of Flair for finding this for us.

If you can suggest a better name for this category, please provide it in the comments here. I am just too exhausted from the trauma here to think of anything great.

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Comments

Do you recognize the first man?

Submitted on June 2nd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)

Yep, he's Moses--famous for parting things, this times his beard.

Not Shown: Moses' hairy private parts.

That's NOT Moses, its

Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)

Hip Van Wrinkle

Looks more like

Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)

a SICK Van Wrinkle

What the Dickens

Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Charles Dickman (not verified)

Those are the all grown up Oliver Twists.

It is still spring, so how about

Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)

Guys Gone Wild?

These Guys Have to Have Personality Disorders!

Submitted on June 3rd, 2006 by Dr. Phil-less (not verified)

Okay, these dudes are obviously trying to make a statement about who they are and what they are like, so let's see if my perceptions are accurate. Instead of reading between the lines, though, I'm going to have to read between the hairlines.

Bearded Man #l (at very top of page)
-I'm ego-centric and want everyone to focus on me--follow the swirls and always end up looking at my face

Bearded Man #2
-I'm an antisocial personality disorder and not at all approachable....from any direction. Stay away unless you'ld like to get an eye knocked out

Bearded Man #3
-I'm Robo-Man. Wind me up by the ear, and I'll do whatever you tell me to do--with a smile. The unwinding makes me dizzy, so I puke a lot. However, I'm not a messy person--I have a hair tray to hold whatever falls out of my mouth

Bearded Man #4
-I'm an Identity Disorder and feel like a chip-monk. I love to stash food in my cheeks, but the bumps make it look like I have some kind of skin disease so, like any hoarder, I hide them. All right, so I do keep hiding and hiding food and I also qualify as obsessive-compulsive disorder....I am so confused, I don't know if I'm man or mouse.