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Jun 2, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Penguins go to the Moon to have their babies!

Due to ongoing global warming and thin artic ice, the Penguins have reportedly traveled all the way to the moon to raise their babies. As soon as Morgan Freeman gets there, he will be narrating another remarkable story about survival and true love.

Sadly, this happily married penguin couple were the first to arrive and successfully raised the American flag, only for the stupid male (pictured on the left) to accidentally drop the egg into space.

Jun 2, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Flight of the Penguins?

If you are wondering how the flightless penguins managed to get to the moon, the story is also remarkable. They enlisted the help of a Bass named Lance who had a lot of money and wanted to fly in space. According to one version of the story, a penguin almost swallowed the bass, but it started singing for help. A trio of Lance's music quartet came to his assistance and offered to give the penguin all of their unsold very cold albums in return for Lance's safe return. An unlikely friendship developed, and rest is history.

Jun 2, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That last comment is

way out of sync.

Jun 3, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

If Sean Penn Married Fred Gwynn's Daughter,

she'd be a Penn-Gwynn.

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Are the penguins

wearing the Catch?

Jun 4, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

No, That's not the "Catch"

The penguins are wearing the artic equivalent of the bottlesling. Unlike most other places on the planet, the bottlesling is almost a necessity for the penguins, who have nonfunctional arms/flippers when not in the ocean. The sling is what enables them to feed their babies, without having to hold on to the cumbersome baby bottle.

As you can see from the picture, these cleverly adapted bottleslings are fully insulated to protect against ice build-up, which is a huge problem in the arctic.

The horrified ex-mother-to-be penguin on the right now has to be protected from the bottlesling, which is sometimes used to commit suicide when the eggs are lost in space.

Jun 5, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I guess the penguins never

I guess the penguins never heard of "easy over" eggs.

Jun 6, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Henny Penny

just saw an egg falling from the sky!