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If you are wondering how the flightless penguins managed to get to the moon, the story is also remarkable. They enlisted the help of a Bass named Lance who had a lot of money and wanted to fly in space. According to one version of the story, a penguin almost swallowed the bass, but it started singing for help. A trio of Lance's music quartet came to his assistance and offered to give the penguin all of their unsold very cold albums in return for Lance's safe return. An unlikely friendship developed, and rest is history.

she'd be a Penn-Gwynn.

The penguins are wearing the artic equivalent of the bottlesling. Unlike most other places on the planet, the bottlesling is almost a necessity for the penguins, who have nonfunctional arms/flippers when not in the ocean. The sling is what enables them to feed their babies, without having to hold on to the cumbersome baby bottle.

As you can see from the picture, these cleverly adapted bottleslings are fully insulated to protect against ice build-up, which is a huge problem in the arctic.

The horrified ex-mother-to-be penguin on the right now has to be protected from the bottlesling, which is sometimes used to commit suicide when the eggs are lost in space.

just saw an egg falling from the sky!