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( 1) Severed Head in a Jar
--This captures Lorena Bobbitt's husband's face when she severed his penis. Who says a man can't beheaded twice?

( 2) Digging Dog's Butt
--This is the terrier who totally lost his head and overindulged in grass. He is now a pothead. (Dog's head in pot can also be bought in a jar like #l above.)

( 3) Naked Couple Bedding
--These are naked transvestites playing "my dog is bigger than your dog". The man on the left, who had to use both hands to cover up his dog, won the game since the man on the right only needed one hand. (This answers your question of what do transvestites do when they aren't in drag--they are having a drag race.)

( 4) Thong Boxers
--These are the new cheek implants that are used to enable large breast implantees to stand upright following surgery instead of falling flat on their breasts.

( 5) Fart Book
--That's a Dumbo Elephart that can fly when wind-driven. (You don't want to be around to see it.)

( 6) Tampon Therapy Doll
--PMS Therapy Doll. When a PMS sufferer gets cranky and wants to take a fit, all she has to do is throw the doll on the floor and tamp on it until she gets relief. (You probably don't want to be around to see this, either--but at least you will be safe from abuse.)

( 7) Sunflower Rider Car
--Sunpower Auto with gas-conserving petals.

( 8) Male Blow Up Air Doll
--"Youth and I" Doll. Neither man Nordic, it is a gender-challenged doll that comes with a blank death certificate. You decide what day it will be put out of its misery, fill in the date of death, and bury it somewhere in Asia so that the youth in Asia can resurrect the doll and repeat the process. Fun for all ages, except JurASSic and Paleolithic.

( 9) Soccer Ball Shaped Floatable House
--Oh, man, not again: It is a FOOTball, not soccer ball. It is for football fans who can't leave home to root for their team. They are so engrossed in the game, they might as well live inside a ball. They are always hoping that their team wins, so you are partly right: Hope Floats.

(l0) Full Body Latex Mask of Black Woman
--No, No, No. This is the "What Would Michael Jackson Look Like As A Real Woman" Doll. It comes with one white glove, two white and two black babies, a balcony, blank CD and DVD-Rs, and an Easy Fake Oven for burning "Ben" CDs and Black or White DVDs.

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Michelle
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