Love Pets Lingerie Satisfies the Taste for Lace
Lingerie for pets... no, it's not what you're thinking. Introducing Best Ever's "Love Pets Lingerie", a line of intimate apparel chew toys meant to keep Fido from munching your unmentionables.
Available in your choice of black, pink or white and padded in all the right places, the 2-piece pet pleasers make a squeaky sound when chomped upon - just like YOU would if you were wearing them.
Keep that in mind, ladies, should you be one who enjoys vacuuming, cooking or just lounging around in your ahem, loungwear - you don't want Fido or Fifi exercising their jaws on the wrong squishy toy.
Pets putting the bite on your skivvies seems to be a real problem (not for them, but for you). Emily Co of Tokyomango asks, "Does your furry friend like to steal your bra and panties from your hamper and chew on them in front of guests?" Awkward... but listen up Emily, Love Pets Lingerie could be the answer!
It's also fair to ask why Best Ever doesn't offer chewable men's boxers and briefs... then again, who wants to see a dog chowing down on some guy's shorts unless the guy in question is named Bart Simpson.
As mentioned, Best Ever offers Love Pets Lingerie in black (with pink trim), pink (with white polka-dot trim) and white (with pink polka-dot trim). Each color combo costs just 650 yen (around $6.70) plus shipping and can be ordered online from Rakuten's CCC-Dogs pet portal. Also available on Amazon here. (via Tokyomango)