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Slightly Twisted #2: Need Your Comments


Last week, I put up a post on a product I thought was slightly twisted. The comments for my little suicide bear were great, so I decided to sit around and have you entertain me again.

So here's another product that both amuses and bemuses me.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you think of it? Would you buy this and for whom? I think I need a great caption or perhaps the back-end story of this product. So help me out and give me your thoughts in the comments below. (product here)

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Comments

I'd probably send the

I'd probably send the package when I am pissed off at someone, and tell him "Your Ass is Mine".


I'll start.This is not your

I'll start.

This is not your ordinary can of whoop-ass.


I think you have this whole

I think you have this whole thing ass backwards.


New!

Hershey's White Chocolate Kiss My A$$


Caption

"I've got a real case of the ass about this."


Recipient

I'd buy this for my ex-husband--a real ass who always has a case of the ass about something or another.


Gives new meanings to what a

Michelle's picture

Gives new meanings to what a crass @$$-hole!


Tired of Toffee and Hard-To-Chew Taffy?

Try this delightful new Caramale. Chocolate-covered also available.


Not So Fond of Her Anymore?

Send her your fond due in a box.


I'd send it to my old

I'd send it to my old boyfriend.

Here, you always like looking at other people's asses, stare at this one.

He really did give new meaning to the word TURD


This is certainly a Must DOO

This is certainly a Must DOO


That's a new line of

Gummi Bares (GOURmet style)


Tired of Hearing Her Whine That She's On a Diet

and can't eat candy or Cracker Jacks? Just give her Jack's Crack in a box.


Gummi Bares

sorry--was supposed to be GOREmet style


If Dum Dum Lollipops Are Too Good For Her,

Give her a Bum Bum Lollipop.


As Unique As The Sender

There are potentially 6.5 Billion ASS-sorted varieties worldwide!


Jack-Ass in the Box

Jack-Ass in the Box


Anonymous "Must DOO"

Wouldn't that be "Must DOO DOO"?


Send to a "cheater" with a note:

"When you're done sucking on that Jolly Rancher, try licking this unhappy dude."


Making Sense Of Forest, Forest Gump

Life IS like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get until you open one.

(And we thought he was the ass.)


That must be the new Charleston Chews I heard about....

the ones with nuts (and other "novelties") are called Charlesbun Chews.


Thanks for the memories, you

Thanks for the memories, you BUTT HEAD


Those are the new Get Even-gelical Fundraisers:

"Moon" Pies made out of Billy Graham crackers.


The Gift Of Reciprocity

These are m-ass produced pop-sickles without sticks. Recipient removes stick from her own ass in order to stick it in this one, thereby elevating her man.


Caption....

I'd send it to someone I am very mad at.

The personalized note: "You're such an asshole"


It is really for

practicing before using your home rectal inspection kit.


Ido not buy that because i

Ido not buy that because i think i would find a pice of SHET rather than a sexy ass.


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