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Hi Folks:

This is my wacky find of the week.

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Yes, for the person with everything including a lot of empty space on their walls, we have the Monthly Doos calendar. (Calendar).

The merchant says "Finally, a calendar dedicated to the colorful achievements of man's best friend! "

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I am left speechless, so I need your help in coming up comments for this dog calendar product.

Is this wacky or wonderful?

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Comments

Everyday is a Doo day...

Everyday is a Doo day...


With this calendar, eveyday

With this calendar, eveyday can be a sh***tty day.


Here's a poop joke from an

Here's a poop joke from an Eddie Murphy comedy act..

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a crap next to eachother in the woods.
The bear asked the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied "No, as a matter of fact i don't"
So the bear whiped his ass with the rabbit.


Eddie Murphy

I loved that Eddie Murphy act. I know people who can recite the whole show (yes, an acheivement every mother can be proud of). It brings back memories of the 80's. It came out in the 80's right? or am I really older than I think I am. Poor rabbit. When the rabbit when home and told his family that he had a sh***tty day. He wasn't kidding.


I like the caption Same

I like the caption Same Sh*t, Different Day but I was hoping someone could come up with something siller/funnier.

I am totally in the mood for some crap jokes, so keep them coming.


Fido vacationed on Cocoa Beach....

and now it is Caca Beach.


Between a rock and a

fart case.


And to think everyone was worried about floating fecal aerosals.

bottleslingguy's picture

Did anyone catch the first episode of South Park for this season? When Cartman told his mother he had to crap and then sprayed it all over her because he wouldn't get out of his chair? That is classic shit! Hey Amused, maybe you can call it "Classic Sh**t"? After visiting the bathroom, maybe some folks would like to check out my invention at Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .


The Beach

Starring Leonardo DiCrapio


Accident on the beach...

one dog pile-up.


Sand Castles

can come from man's best friend's @$$hole.


As the sand passes through the hourglass,

these are the doos of our lives.


That's for people who want to naturally tan

the bottom of their feet.


First man made fee seas

and then man made port-a-potties.


So typical!

Blame it on the dog, but that is what happens when men wear thongs to the beach.


You shouldn't be making fun of this

Someone drowned because the lifeguard was really crappy.


Just another shi***tty day in paradise...

"Just another sh***tty day in paradise..."


New Tide Came In

It is called "Someone Really Let It Rip Tide"


The REAL Explanation:

Scooby Doo was scuba diving when he got the urge and didn't want to make doo doo in his scuba gear, but barely made it to shore.

That is, in fact, Scooby Doo.


The Bladder Buddy guy went to the beach on summer vacation

Look for his latest invention in the upcoming "American Inventor" show. HINT: He isn't pissing around anymore.


What did you expect?

There are "No Dumping In The Ocean" signs posted along the beach.


A few of the TItanic passengers made it to shore....

not all sh** in their pants.


Matt was here?

"Matt was here."


Now you know what is meant by:

"beach-goer"


That's supposedly why David Hasselhoff

left Bay Watch.


The Elderly Woman Who Was Arrested (and later released)

for indecent exposure and littering claimed that by the time she found her bathroom doorclip, it was too late.


doo-di comment

Do you do the DOO?

Da da da da da-dum-diddy-DOO


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