In the theme of crap that I somehow seem to have locked myself into, here's my pick for wacky product of the week: Barbie Doll and Tanner Scooper Dog Set.
Merchant for this product says "Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess! Tanner the dog is soft and fuzzy and her mouth, ears, head and tail really move! You can open Tanner dog's mouth and "feed" her dog biscuits. Comes with a dog bone and chew toys that Tanner can hold in her mouth, too. When Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie doll cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can. Poseable Barbie doll included." (Doll here )
Well folks, what so you think of my find? Will you buy it for your favorite little girl? Can you think of a fun comment to title this?
Amused and Bemused
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P.S. Is it just me or are these things from Amazon hysterical?
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Is this for real? Well, I
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Is this for real?
Well, I think its a real crappy gift.
I wonder how this will play
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I wonder how this will play into a man's fantasy of having his own real life Barbie.
Barbie's shit don't stink.
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Barbie's shit don't stink. What about Tanner's?
I finally get done with putting up with Ken's shit
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)only to have to put up with his dog's shit.
What are you gonna do?
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous Mr. Cleanshit (not verified)Toys will be toys.
Shit shit, all I ever get is
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Shit shit, all I ever get is shit from you!
Of course Tanner's shit stinks....
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous Vetty Narian (not verified)you don't want to be around when he arfs.
I get it: A poseable Barbie
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous Mr. Hefty Bag (not verified)because she disposes of all the shit.
Is that a smile on Barbie's face....
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous I.C. Herr (not verified)or is it a shit-eating grin?
Barbie has finally gone to the dogs!
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)What's next, a Dumpster Diver Barbie? Or a "Shits-in-her-own-pants-Barbie"?
I know what's next:
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)A "Let-her-rip-Barbie" with authentic sound and smell effects. REAL-life action. Barbie becomes almost human! Tanner is trained to fall over after Barbie's anal eruption. Clothing accessories available, including soiled Barbie panties.
In the planning stages: "Menstruating Barbie" with life-like blood flow, supply of maxi pads, and feminine hygiene odor neutralizer. Guaranteed to be more fun than the Here Comes Naya Doll.
The funniest thing just
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Amused and BemusedThe funniest thing just happened.
I logged on the site to see the comments everyone came up with and on the top of our site, the top advertisement was to DOGPILE.COM.
How fantastic is that. I cannot stop grinning. Did anyone else see it too?
Too funny. LOL.
NO
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)It is the smiling Cheshire Cat--whose shit does NOT stink.
Perhaps there should be a "Dog Park Barbie"
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous Buddy (not verified)to go along with the pooper scooper. She could come with a "Bladder Buddy" in case she also needs to go in public.
Tanner's gotta stink
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)he has a lot of ruff-age.
What is wrong with you people?
Submitted on December 3rd, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)There is something seriously wrong with choosing a traditional doll like Barbie and focusing on her defecation. You know she more than likely also pisses 4-8 times a day, picks her nose, scratches her pubic area, belches and blasts, and digs her wedgies out several times a day. Try not to be so narrow-minded!
Hmmm...
Submitted on December 4th, 2006 by Matt WoodTo me it looks like the dog's eating his own crap... But maybe that's just me.
Matt Wood
mattsbomb40@yahoo.com
AmericanInventorSpot.com Writing Team
No, Tanner is NOT eating it
Submitted on December 5th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)He is helping Barbie put it in the trash can. Silly.
Hey, I didn't mean to...
Submitted on December 5th, 2006 by Matt WoodOffend anybody. It's just that to help her put his poo in the trash can, he has to put it in his mouth. Now if you didn't have an opposable thumb, and you ACCIDENTALLY missed the toilet, would you pick it up with your mouth?
Yeah. What kind of virtues are we teaching our kids with these dolls?
Matt Wood
mattsbomb40@yahoo.com
AmericanInventorSpot.com Writing Team
Matt ... great minds think a like
Submitted on December 6th, 2006 by hotspotmamaI was thinking that it looked like Tanner was eating the poop too. Wasn't going to say it but I'm glad you did.
HotSpotMama
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Well, I have an opposable thumb, so I can't answer that question
Submitted on December 6th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)But does it help to know that even WITH two opposable thumbs, I still like to pick up the accidental droppings in my mouth?
I know, you aren't including me in your group of "great minds". Poo.
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