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Wacky Product of the Week #9 : Pooper Scooper Barbie


In the theme of crap that I somehow seem to have locked myself into, here's my pick for wacky product of the week: Barbie Doll and Tanner Scooper Dog Set.

Merchant for this product says "Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess! Tanner the dog is soft and fuzzy and her mouth, ears, head and tail really move! You can open Tanner dog's mouth and "feed" her dog biscuits. Comes with a dog bone and chew toys that Tanner can hold in her mouth, too. When Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie doll cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can. Poseable Barbie doll included." (Doll here )

Well folks, what so you think of my find? Will you buy it for your favorite little girl? Can you think of a fun comment to title this?

Amused and Bemused
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P.S. Is it just me or are these things from Amazon hysterical?




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Comments

Is this for real? Well, I

Is this for real?

Well, I think its a real crappy gift.


I wonder how this will play

I wonder how this will play into a man's fantasy of having his own real life Barbie.


Barbie's shit don't stink.

Barbie's shit don't stink. What about Tanner's?


I finally get done with putting up with Ken's shit

only to have to put up with his dog's shit.


What are you gonna do?

Toys will be toys.


Shit shit, all I ever get is

Shit shit, all I ever get is shit from you!


Of course Tanner's shit stinks....

you don't want to be around when he arfs.


I get it: A poseable Barbie

because she disposes of all the shit.


Is that a smile on Barbie's face....

or is it a shit-eating grin?


Barbie has finally gone to the dogs!

What's next, a Dumpster Diver Barbie? Or a "Shits-in-her-own-pants-Barbie"?


I know what's next:

A "Let-her-rip-Barbie" with authentic sound and smell effects. REAL-life action. Barbie becomes almost human! Tanner is trained to fall over after Barbie's anal eruption. Clothing accessories available, including soiled Barbie panties.

In the planning stages: "Menstruating Barbie" with life-like blood flow, supply of maxi pads, and feminine hygiene odor neutralizer. Guaranteed to be more fun than the Here Comes Naya Doll.


The funniest thing just

The funniest thing just happened.

I logged on the site to see the comments everyone came up with and on the top of our site, the top advertisement was to DOGPILE.COM.

How fantastic is that. I cannot stop grinning. Did anyone else see it too?

Too funny. LOL.


NO

It is the smiling Cheshire Cat--whose shit does NOT stink.


Perhaps there should be a "Dog Park Barbie"

to go along with the pooper scooper. She could come with a "Bladder Buddy" in case she also needs to go in public.


Tanner's gotta stink

he has a lot of ruff-age.


What is wrong with you people?

There is something seriously wrong with choosing a traditional doll like Barbie and focusing on her defecation. You know she more than likely also pisses 4-8 times a day, picks her nose, scratches her pubic area, belches and blasts, and digs her wedgies out several times a day. Try not to be so narrow-minded!


Hmmm...

To me it looks like the dog's eating his own crap... But maybe that's just me.

Matt Wood

mattsbomb40@yahoo.com

AmericanInventorSpot.com Writing Team


No, Tanner is NOT eating it

He is helping Barbie put it in the trash can. Silly.


Hey, I didn't mean to...

Offend anybody. It's just that to help her put his poo in the trash can, he has to put it in his mouth. Now if you didn't have an opposable thumb, and you ACCIDENTALLY missed the toilet, would you pick it up with your mouth?

Yeah. What kind of virtues are we teaching our kids with these dolls?

Matt Wood

mattsbomb40@yahoo.com

AmericanInventorSpot.com Writing Team


Matt ... great minds think a like

I was thinking that it looked like Tanner was eating the poop too. Wasn't going to say it but I'm glad you did.

HotSpotMama
www.AmericanInventorSpot.com


Well, I have an opposable thumb, so I can't answer that question

But does it help to know that even WITH two opposable thumbs, I still like to pick up the accidental droppings in my mouth?

I know, you aren't including me in your group of "great minds". Poo.


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