A patent has been issued for a new way for couples to fit and get fit together.
Our Guest Blogger, Jennifer Lane, has lived in an array of places, from a monastery in the Himalayas to the "Entertainment Capital of the World." She currently works as an attorney in Las Vegas, Nevada. She wanted to share the fun side of patents with the readers of InventorSpot.com.
Here's her article:
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Forget the antiquated exercise bike, those clunky weight machines, and the threadbare treadmill. Instead, grab your guy or gal and try out the Human Sexual Fitness Machine, patented by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.It's a perfect way for couples to get fit and to have fun together - literally.
Human Sexual Fitness MachineDisenchanted by old fashioned bed sex that requires energy, balance, and strength, the creators of the Human Sexual Fitness Machine wanted to make improve a couple's functional performance. This fitness machine comes equipped with two, independently controlled, moving seats, designed to pivot and rotate on a horizontal axis towards one another.
No more supporting your own weight or the weight of your partner - this machine does it for you. No more difficulties maintaining that perfect position - this machine does it for you. No more problems easing into that perfect spot - this machine does it for you. So guys, let your girl be your new Jane Fonda, and girls, let your guy be your new Richard Simmons. It's time to exercise with the Human Sexual Fitness Machine