Patently Pointless: Sexual Fitness Machine
Disenchanted by old fashioned bed sex that requires energy, balance, and strength, the creators of the Human Sexual Fitness Machine wanted to make improve a couple's functional performance. This fitness machine comes equipped with two, independently controlled, moving seats, designed to pivot and rotate on a horizontal axis towards one another.
No more supporting your own weight or the weight of your partner - this machine does it for you. No more difficulties maintaining that perfect position - this machine does it for you. No more problems easing into that perfect spot - this machine does it for you. So guys, let your girl be your new Jane Fonda, and girls, let your guy be your new Richard Simmons. It's time to exercise with the Human Sexual Fitness Machine