10 Ways to REALLY Piss Off Your Woman

Why not just have the affair? You might have a hard time getting off the hook, but you will get off.

This sh*t is gay.

Where's everyone's sense of humor? LMAO!

You are my hero.

Loved the muzzle idea. I work in an office with a bunch of over-fed femi-nazis who like to gossip & gossip...they never shut up.
Well, silence speaks louder than words. Instead of saying something to them (which to me seems like trying to put out fire with gasoline) I simply held my hands over my ears a few times, just for them to notice.
It almost got me in big trouble as the boss heard about it & nearly sent me to another office. But I'm still here and there is finally peace & quiet.

What the hell are you thinking about?! Is it supposed to be fun? You´re americans have a twisted mind... no wonder EVERYONE else just hate US... you´re all a bunch of selfish who thinks the "american way" just rocks the world... shame on you... I´m sorry to live in the same planet that you do...

And we think whatever we want! Yes, some Americans are twisted, but at least we have excitement and variety. Not all Americans are selfish, either. It is our culture's emphasis on individualism that makes it look that way....

"Sorry to live in the same planet"??? Tonhonis, I'm guessing Uranus stinks and is the sorry one. You are just jealous.

Me

and Me

and Me, Me, Me, etc.--Made in the U.S.A.

This sh*t is sick!

If you live in America and don't like it, leave. If you don't live here, you know you wish you did.

Americans have the best sense of humor.

The American people are also the most generous people. We give more on average than any other person in another country.

And we do rock!!!

Yup you do, and credit where credit is due.
Stop funding stupid wars and armies... channel your excess $USD into food and welfare for the world... then everyone can eat and be as fat, loud and obnoxious as you americans ;)

I've been to your fabulous country, and seen the bulk of what you have to offer. I'd rather stay in mine thanks. Nuke free and nice and green.

BTW, your sense of humour is pretty sharp. Lets see if you work out whether this reply is taking the piss out of you... or not.

Ummm. What does America even have to do with this site? People piss their girlfriends off all over the world. Come on people, try to act halfway decent to each other.

if a guy was calling me degrading names infront of my friendsi would just dump him. i wouldnt put up with this shit

wow.. you know some of this stuff really would not piss me off at all. Like waking up with a muzzle on my face. You know I would be like "what the?" but I would probably find it more funny then ever getting mad. Or not getting Jewelry? Meh I really could care less for that.. I mean don't get me wrong I like meh sparkly stuff.. but I really would not expect it. Oooh ooh and my butt is big thankyou! I'm proud of it so the making a womans butt feel big will not work either.

Really there are like two more on the list that really won't upset me either. Maybe it would piss off the "stereo typical woman"? but not me

But Dude.. the dead body thing.. issuse man.. who every does that has lots of issuse and need to see some nice men in white coats and live in a padded room.

Ya.. and this artical is really sad humour attempt....

Nationalistic bastard; it's nice to know you can understand the country's sense of Manifest Destiny. I'm American born, but at least I can understand that America is the least democratic democracy in the world, and one of the biggest comitter of crimes against humanity. Their idealistic bull**** has caused turmoil in so many countries (notably the Socialist South American countries) and their neo-colonialistic tendencies are ripping countries apart.

Most generous country in the world... alright buddy, whatever helps you get to sleep at night.

To clarify my above statement, Americans are not necessarily bad people (as I said, I myself am an American). What I WAS saying is that the American government is one of the worst governments in the world (and that's coming from a man who already really dislikes governments) and to brag that America is God's gift to the world is like a two year old bragging about a college degree; it simply isn't accurate,

isnt that kinda harsh??? CALLING HER NAMES IN FRONT OF HER FREINDS??? thats kinda ALL you have to do to make her REALLY mad.........trust me im a girl...........i know this cause its happened to me.................

I killed my wife last week due to this.

AMERICANS SUCK.

YOUR A FLAMING FAGGOT GO TO HELL AFTER YOU GET THE FUCK UP OUT OUR COUNTRY YOU FUCKING COMMIE BASTARD! THANKS AND HAVE A FUCKING NICE DAY!

hahaha loved the last comment.. its truly amazing how many (not all) americans think the rest of the world is sooo envious of them... :) Well I got some info for ya. The majority of ppl in the world really do like where they live and wouldnt rather swap it for the US.. obviously not including the very poor. But having said that, I'm sure, for example, that someone who's v poor and living in some rundown, poverty-stricken dangerous area of an american city would much rather swap it all to be really rich and living in relative luxury in the average developing country.. Just a few things to think about the next time you decide that everyone wants to be you :)

Don't you think that an educated discussion might help this a bit?  Not one person said a single direct fact.  Only opinion.  That includes me I realize, but I find the irony somewhat humorous.

Become educated before you flap your mouth.

Actually, the previous poster is right.  The U.S. is the third most hated country in the world.  If you don't believe me look at newsweek from the first week of May.  Our neighbors to the North, Canada came out on top I believe.  Oh, and just to respond to all the hate against Americans, hate us if you want.  You are only perpetuating a prejudiced hate that we should be rid of.  Why not meet a few Americans first.  I'm sure you'd like some and hate others.  This is true of any Country though.  Assholes in Britain or Germany or South Africa are no different from assholes in America.  Therefore you shouldn't group America as a whole.  We have great parts to our country which you may never see, but we also have bad parts.  Q.E.D.

If you wish to discuss America's tendency to fuel wars, just let me know.  I'd be happy to discuss both sides of an arguement.

If you hate the US so bad, then dont go to an American website and keep your tounge in your mouth since you hate what America stands for. Go live under that rock you call a contry.

The subject is about the author's opinions to "rekindle" your relationship through humour not about Worldwide politics.  

We are better than you in every way imaginable!! As Americans, all that we do, and say is right! And we do whatever want to whom ever we want at all times! Our country is much better than wherever it is your from. Our culture is far supperior to that of your own, and 't stand to live on the same planet as you!

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Your "humorous" tactics are uncomfortably close to the kinds of crap that real abusers pull. In fact, there is one type of emotional abuse in which the abuser does something cruel and then claims that it was "just a joke" and berates the victim for "not having a sense of humor."

The fact that you think these suggestions are "funny" makes me think you're a creep.

I pity any woman who is involved with you, and if you have a current girlfriend or wife, I hope she wises up to your unworthiness and finds someone who treats her like a human being instead of like an object to perform psychological experiments on.

ha. the person below me is an ignorant feminist bitch. way to take a joke, dyke.

I definitely agree with you there

It is pretty ovbious that the author of this article has had bad experiences with women, and it looks like it is single and lonely. Poor guy, he needs to get laid soon!!!!!! since you don't know how to get a woman to love you, have you tried men yet???? Give it a try buddy!

how much do you wanna bet that the author is divorced at least once?

This article is really stupid and not funny at all.

AHAHAAAAA,
get a grip all of you. your supposed to be adults,.

why dont all of you get a freakin' life eh?
jeezz.

not that im saying im sticking up for the guy who wrote this piece of crap.
its just aimed at the american patriots. ahahaaa.. suckers
:D

You are sick. Seek professional help

Is it just me, or is the dead body entirely creepy? I don't see any other comments about it.... and it wasn't something to just pass up. Was that thrown in there as a joke, or is there seriously a place you can purchase dead bodies and have them delivered to your house? I think that's going out of line, man. If my boyfriend was creepy enough to purchase a dead body, hide it in the storage freezer until the perfect moment arises, carry it to our bedroom, and fiddle around with it to make it look like it was trying to run away to get me freaked out, I would leave his ass. Also, for gods sake people, shut up about the American comments. This has nothing to do with that shit, so quit being whiny ass pansies. Minus the dead body one, this was amusing. And that's coming from a female. So all you other pussy bitches who can't take a joke, shut up and have a beer, fucking RELAX.

I'd dump the guy, if he wants to piss me off he gets his ass dumped. I tried to be open minded about this but. Try one or two things there like the fake dead horse head he doesn't get a scream he gets a fist for being a twat.

And no i wouldnt want to piss of my guy in revenge.

To the girl above. Fuck off. Stop trying to suck up to the lads.

By the way i hate these men versus women bullshit and get annoyed at those who take part in it but i also hate it when people who try to suck up to the other sex. Both sets of people are fuckwits.

Hey ! I tryed the Horse Trick with my wife :) She fell of the bed screaming "UGHHGHH WHAT IS IT" & "WER DID IT COME FROM"=)) it was good!

Fake horse head £30

Wife Screaming And Crying £Priceless

LOL. Great article - shame about the humour bypass most of your readers seem to have

pity about the american comments.... oh well.... the best are the ones outside their country. this way they see their perfect world from the outside.

liked the article a lot. great read. i hope the author's other half wasn't the lab rat for all these pranks!

When she sat on the toilet at night (about 3:00am) i was waken up by screaming!
I got up to see ot waz up and she said ''MY ASS IS HUGE!'' (ha ha ha!)
I pissed myself and she will never find out! 8p

PS: SHES FIT AND HER NAMES Chloe Peterson and lives in Calaforna

Rather fun, what. Pity about the mindless rantings of how good Americans are and how rubbish the rest of the world is. Still, makes me proud to know that it was my country actually made America as great as it is today - more tea, Vicar? Come to that, it is indeed my country's former colonies that prosper the most out of all the European countries former colonies. Perhaps a good jape would just to be to 'hook oneself up' with a lady from another country other than mine and knowing that, that in itself would piss her off every waking moment. Gosh, I am so proud!

WOW! Can you really get a dead body from somewhere ????

Am glad i aint your woman! You are psychologically sick!!

Yeah, the person who said that this stuff borders on abuse. Some of them are just jokes or tricks, but frankly, they're all kind of mean and not really that funny. The humor is supposed to come from hurting someone. Can't you find a way to play a joke on someone that doesn't hurt them?

Muzzles, calling names, implicating that there are things wrong with her (but in the name of humor!) aren't really funny at all. These are tactics used by abusers.

Even the ones that aren't downright cruel are just dickish and undermine the trust in a relationship.

hello ! trully like this article and thought was lots of fun to entertain your woman ,great ideas ,i tried in a past some of them,cause i like to play ,but remember one thing ,womans got feelings and they don`t like to be traited badly ,and at the ennd,if they have enough they will live you ,so it is not worth entaintain your friend isn`t?. i agred a bit of spice is good ! a french guy !!

Its not the american people, its the illuminati / freemans doing this shit all over the world. Hell their doing the same shit to the bulk of americans as well. Weed them out.

This article was dumb.

It's silly that people are fighting over whether or not America sucks. I know America sucks compared to most European countries. I live here. We really shouldn't try to police the world.

Even at 15 I can tell you are a loser. How in the hell did you get any one to date you? 0.o I enjoy a good joke but shit man, faking an affair? Do you even know how painful that is for women? All of your "jokes" are just a way to make your woman feel inadequate. Men are not the only ones who get nervous about their sex skills! Trust me, even at 15 I know! A dead body? Dude, you'll just make her think your a psycho and get a restraining order! If you have actually pulled all this crap I feel extremely sorry for your wife...oh and by the way faking an affair is a great way to have your chick actually have an affair for revenge! Dumbass...your not even half of a man!