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Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Stun Gun

Looking to enhance your personal security?

A new trend in security systems is on the horizon that will inspire the self defense/security demographic, shock the criminal community and give a new-found respect to the dismal tampon sector.

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.


The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up.


The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed . When shooting in Zap mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes have attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Optimal target range for the stun gun is 7-10 feet with a maximum of 14 feet. Absorbency range of tampon is 6-9 grams. The included batteries and compressed nitrogen cartridge store neatly in the pink zapplicator casing for easy replacement.

*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.

Tampon Stun Gun Demo

So how's that for ultimate feminine protection? A great security system for the ladies but not so good for the guys. Yet a new reason for men to fear tampons the other 3 weeks of the month.

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Comments
Apr 30, 2007
by Idi (not verified)

Is this a joke? Wow, talk

Is this a joke? Wow, talk about Toxix Shock Syndrome.

Apr 30, 2007
by HHs (not verified)

Well, apparently some tasers

Well, apparently some tasers are shaped like mobile phones to make them look less conspicuous. Perhaps that was meant to be a taser disguised as a tampon, so as not to arouse suspicion in the attacker.

Apr 30, 2007
by Idi (not verified)

Do you mean walking around

Do you mean walking around with a tampon in your hand is not going to arise suspicion?

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous Kay Oss (not verified)

PMS Defense

Women can go postal--or mentrual--once a month and possibly have a valid defense!  DREAD THE RED.

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous Doug Haul (not verified)

Incredible!

I think this would be a totally new category of revulvas.

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous Mary Lewd (not verified)

Clever

Instead of carrying it in plain view, where do you suppose one might conceal it so that no men sees?

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous Clair Day (not verified)

Waste of Money

Why spend money on this when you can just suffocate someone with a Maxi Pad?

 

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Ouch

Imagine someone mistaking this for a real tampon.  I hope they plan on having a big warning label on this lethal baby.

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Brilliant

Rodd this is genius. 

Apr 30, 2007
by Michelle
Michelle's picture

I thought so too when I saw

I thought so too when I saw it.  The invention made me laugh out loud.  Who thinks of things like this?

Apr 30, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

I want one!!!!!!!!!  How

I want one!!!!!!!!!  How much are they and how can I buy one?

Apr 30, 2007
by Rodd Miller

Rodd.. genius? Try mental.

Rodd is no genius. His articles are juvenile and in poor taste.  He is morally corrupting this world and should be locked up.  I'd sure like to tampon taser him...that'd learn him real good.

Hehe - Good thing I am anonymous.

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

A Canadian Woman would Die for this..

It doesn't matter how effective this is at protecting a woman. In Canada, she would be promptly arrested if caught with it.. In Canada, a 100 lb woman can kill her 200 lb. attacker if need be, PROVIDING she uses ONLY her bare hands.. By NOT allowing a woman, or anybody for that matter, the tools for self defence. The law says that when attacked, it's just better to die than be politically incorrect and use GASP!!!! A Weapon!!! And you know what? It's OTHER women and their 'gun control organisations' that are keeping them defenceless., raped, and murdered.. Great Job Wendy Cukier..

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

What?

Now that is just nuts! What kind of pussy would use this.

May 1, 2007
by Sandy (not verified)

Heads up to you

Hello. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but gearfuse.com has almost verbatenly taken your content. Perhaps you are an affiliate or link with them, if so I apologize. When I questioned them on it, they commented "WE are the ones who were plagiarized if anything. Before you go accusing people of major crimes, do a little homework." They not only have ALL your photos up - but a pretty closely worded article as yours as well .
Just giving you a heads up as I was verbally assaulted for even mentioning it to them. Just wanted you to be aware of it.
Thanks and I love your site. :-)

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous Candy Kane (not verified)

Replacement Guns

From UZIs to EWWW-ZIs?????

May 1, 2007
by Katelyn (not verified)

OK, so seriously, I want

OK, so seriously, I want this. How do I go about purchasing this peice of awesomeness?? This isnt a joke, that would make the best conversation peice/personal defense mechanism.

How much does the first one cost??

and do they come in super absorbent?

May 1, 2007
by Michelle
Michelle's picture

Thanks for letting us know

Thanks for letting us know about Gearfuse. We had already written a email to them awhile ago asking them to only use one picture on their site but so far, they have not responded to us.

I am sure it was not the intent of Gearfuse to be stealing people's content.  As soon as we hear from them, I will update you but so far, no responses to our emails and our comments on their postings.

Michelle

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Update

I dont want to keep beating this into the ground but they took their response to my comments off, as I asked them if this is how they treat all their readers (they told me to STFU amonf other things- in their original reply). They are/were very unprofessional.
I just didnt want it to appear I am lieng about their comments because now all you see are mine.
Thanks and sorry to keep belaboring this.

May 1, 2007
by Sandy (not verified)

Sorry

That last response was mine. I forgot to put in my name. :-)

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous I. Rate (not verified)

Tampon Laser Demo photo

is kind of wimpy.  Maybe someone perform it on a male body part in "Jackass:  The Movie:  Part 3"????  Now that would be a demonstration.

May 1, 2007
by Michelle
Michelle's picture

Hi Sandy: We appreciate you

Hi Sandy:

We appreciate you looking out for us. ;)

I have now written to Gearfuse twice now and they have still not responded. If they don't respond by tomorrow, we'll escalate.  Other than actually sue them, there is not much you can do I think but we will definitely not be sending them more stuff to link to.

Some sites out there actually take the whole thing and don't even credit it...

So, I am hoping Gearfuse is a bunch of good people and its just a misunderstanding.  We'll see... 

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous Red Dripper (not verified)

Important purchasing question:

Is there a waiting period?

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous R. U. Late (not verified)

Revenge of the Tampon

Instead of the tampon getting bloody, the intended offender becomes the bloody victim--any day of the month.

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous Tammi Packs (not verified)

Beware the Improved Invention

After regular maxi pads came the more effective/secure maxi pads with wings.  The tampon taser with wings--a TAMPEDO--will offer added protection from a distance.

(I think people would rather get knocked up than hit by a tampon.)

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous P.M. Ess (not verified)

Usefulness of the tampon taser

This may be okay to take along when running short errands, but otherwise isn't very practical since it has to be changed every four to six hours.

May 1, 2007
by Anonymous Gustave Wind (not verified)

Pain Relief

What do victims use to ease the discomfort--Midol?

May 1, 2007
by Aunt Flo (not verified)

BULLETIN:

I just read the San Francisco Police Dept. ordered 80 of them for their dept to test out. A majority of the test results were reported as "Absolutely faaaabulous", with 1 "this sooo doesnt match my uniform" and 1 around the world finger snap.

May 2, 2007
by Anonymous Betta Hyde (not verified)

This Weapon Backfired

Tampons were designed to stop bloodshed, not cause it.

May 2, 2007
by Anonymous I. Ruehle (not verified)

Likely Buyers

Drug dealers will like these since their weapons can be flushed along with the drugs when police raid their homes.