Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Stun Gun

Looking to enhance your personal security?

A new trend in security systems is on the horizon that will inspire the self defense/security demographic, shock the criminal community and give a new-found respect to the dismal tampon sector.

Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.

The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up.

The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed . When shooting in Zap mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes have attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Optimal target range for the stun gun is 7-10 feet with a maximum of 14 feet. Absorbency range of tampon is 6-9 grams. The included batteries and compressed nitrogen cartridge store neatly in the pink zapplicator casing for easy replacement.

*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.

Tampon Stun Gun Demo

So how's that for ultimate feminine protection? A great security system for the ladies but not so good for the guys. Yet a new reason for men to fear tampons the other 3 weeks of the month.

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May 2, 2007
by Anonymous Marry Wanna (not verified)


Wouldn't there be a tendency for people packing a tampon to overreact since they are already irritable?

May 3, 2007
by Rodd Miller

Its heating up

Was reading some debates on other blogs about this Tampon Taser. Seems to have stirred up some real emotion with some. Who would have thought tampons would be so widely discussed (vs. disgust)?

Some real master debaters out there (sorry, just had to go there) fighting the good fight in whether tampon taser will be used for good or evil. We may never know and thank God for that. :-)

May 5, 2007
by cornish_breeze (not verified)

Tampon tazer

Damn you damn you all!!!
My hubby bought me one of these as an anniversary pressie.
Stupidly i thought it was a kinda 'love egg' type thing and with relish 'inserted' them and pressed go!
I now need full dental work doing, there are finger marks embedded in the bathroom door frame and i wont need a brazilian for at least 6 months when the burns heal!
Apart from that it was the best BUZZ i ever had are you thinking of doing them in a slightly lower voltage for us stay at home moms?!

May 5, 2007
by Anonymous AVA GINAH (not verified)

Hey Corny:

When your friends ask what you got for your anniversary, you can tell them "a big boombox".

 Your story demonstrates that the taser can be used in the city as well as the cuntry.

May 11, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

*Rim shot*  (for the

*Rim shot*  (for the comment above)

The puns for this one are just never ending.  Hehe. 

May 20, 2007
by Anonymous Dot Com (not verified)

Never Ending

That is because the PERIOD precedes the tampon; for the puns to end, the tampon must come before the period.

May 20, 2007
by boopa3 (not verified)


The London Times reported the bizarre experience of Peaches Flambe who mistakenly used her self defense weapon when her monthly vacation arrived while clubbing with friends at a SOHO hotspot. She returned from the "Ladies" and was asked to dance by an UBER handsome guy she fancied. The band was playing their best up tempo material which resulted in Peaches getting her groove on and showing some of her best moves. Audience members were speechless and numbed with awe as she put on a show of incredible physical moves and outbursts of epithets that roused the crowd to near riotous behavior. She received a long standing ovation as she lay unconcious on the floor while police tried to determine the cause of her display.

Jun 4, 2007
by Toni (not verified)

The Pink Stinger

Well I would like to buy these and resell them on my web site so get in touch with me and let's talk.


Jun 19, 2007
by Vivian (not verified)

Accidental Usage? No.

Someone (I assume it's a man) said something about the chance of accidental usage and I just wanted to say that tampons don't come attached like the stunner's two "tampons" are. I think it's pretty cool & the fact that it's a couple of tampons might throw the attacker off or the attacker might blow it off all together, thinking it's a joke. Cool concept. :)

Jul 17, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Holy F*ckin *ss Crackers!!!

Jesus Christ, I laffed half our strate.. Sry still lafing can type rite.....

Nov 14, 2007
by panskoolo (not verified)

Where can I buy

I think I might want to buy one of these for my girlfriend. I can't figure out where to buy them though.

Nov 21, 2007
by Anonymous (not verified)

Just what we need... a gun for a woman with PMS

and in cammo no less! Look out guys!

Dec 15, 2007
by aQuA (not verified)



Dec 24, 2007
by jerry (not verified)

pink stinger

halo ik kom een pink stinger bestellen en op de datum: 25 december 2007 wil ik de pink stinger in een witte envelop in de brievenbus hebben het liefst in de middag om 15:00 uur.
Land: Nederland.
adres:Bierens de haan straat 9.

Feb 11, 2008
by Eve (not verified)


I think this is GREAT! I mean, i'd keep it in my bag and i've been carrying pepper spray since i was 16. I have martial arts training, but some days i am not dressed for a fight or what if i'm up against a large group? Most should be smart enough not to jump the gun with a taser as that can easily give you jail time, but i have been riding the bus and surrounded by guys trying to pressure me and even threaten me- quite obviously.
If thugs had to worry about hidden tasers they'd back off more because they can't pick their targets. I want one! Anyone know where to get one?

Mar 12, 2008
by Anonymous

Personal security are you kidding?

be sure not to put those next to your normal tampons! bzzzzt! yow

Mar 12, 2008
by Anonymous

Tasers and Mace are a good defense

against who?

Apr 3, 2008
by Anonymous


*This product strictly for use in accordance with country or state laws. Need not be female or menstruating to use effectively. Tampon stun gun to be used for security purposes only or in self defense. It is not intended nor recommended for vaginal insertion.


May 19, 2008
by Anonymous

tech demo lol

the lighter side of attempted rape

Jul 2, 2008
by Anonymous


So a tampon looking taser gun directly equates with attempted rape? wow... i dont get the connection, unless the commentor has a sexual fetish for tampons and feels the urge to rape upon seeing one. Seek help...immediately!

Dec 16, 2008
by Anonymous

Can one be purchased? And if

Can one be purchased? And if so, where?

Jan 25, 2009
by Anonymous


oh, and last time I checked, unshaved people weren't there own race.