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Hi Folks:

This is my wacky find of the week.

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Yes, for the person with everything including a lot of empty space on their walls, we have the Monthly Doos calendar. (Calendar).

The merchant says "Finally, a calendar dedicated to the colorful achievements of man's best friend! "

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I am left speechless, so I need your help in coming up comments for this dog calendar product.

Is this wacky or wonderful?

Amused and Bemused
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Comments
Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Everyday is a Doo day...

Everyday is a Doo day...

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

With this calendar, eveyday

With this calendar, eveyday can be a sh***tty day.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Here's a poop joke from an

Here's a poop joke from an Eddie Murphy comedy act..

There was a bear and a rabbit taking a crap next to eachother in the woods.
The bear asked the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied "No, as a matter of fact i don't"
So the bear whiped his ass with the rabbit.

Oct 14, 2006
by Alexis

Eddie Murphy

I loved that Eddie Murphy act. I know people who can recite the whole show (yes, an acheivement every mother can be proud of). It brings back memories of the 80's. It came out in the 80's right? or am I really older than I think I am. Poor rabbit. When the rabbit when home and told his family that he had a sh***tty day. He wasn't kidding.

Oct 14, 2006
by Amused and Bemused

I like the caption Same

I like the caption Same Sh*t, Different Day but I was hoping someone could come up with something siller/funnier.

I am totally in the mood for some crap jokes, so keep them coming.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Fido vacationed on Cocoa Beach....

and now it is Caca Beach.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Between a rock and a

fart case.

Oct 14, 2006
by bottleslingguy
bottleslingguy's picture

And to think everyone was worried about floating fecal aerosals.

Did anyone catch the first episode of South Park for this season? When Cartman told his mother he had to crap and then sprayed it all over her because he wouldn't get out of his chair? That is classic shit! Hey Amused, maybe you can call it "Classic Sh**t"? After visiting the bathroom, maybe some folks would like to check out my invention at Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The Beach

Starring Leonardo DiCrapio

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Accident on the beach...

one dog pile-up.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Sand Castles

can come from man's best friend's @$$hole.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

As the sand passes through the hourglass,

these are the doos of our lives.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's for people who want to naturally tan

the bottom of their feet.

Oct 14, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

First man made fee seas

and then man made port-a-potties.

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

So typical!

Blame it on the dog, but that is what happens when men wear thongs to the beach.

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

You shouldn't be making fun of this

Someone drowned because the lifeguard was really crappy.

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Just another shi***tty day in paradise...

"Just another sh***tty day in paradise..."

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

New Tide Came In

It is called "Someone Really Let It Rip Tide"

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The REAL Explanation:

Scooby Doo was scuba diving when he got the urge and didn't want to make doo doo in his scuba gear, but barely made it to shore.

That is, in fact, Scooby Doo.

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The Bladder Buddy guy went to the beach on summer vacation

Look for his latest invention in the upcoming "American Inventor" show. HINT: He isn't pissing around anymore.

Oct 15, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

What did you expect?

There are "No Dumping In The Ocean" signs posted along the beach.

Oct 16, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

A few of the TItanic passengers made it to shore....

not all sh** in their pants.

Oct 22, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Matt was here?

"Matt was here."

Nov 11, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Now you know what is meant by:

"beach-goer"

Nov 11, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's supposedly why David Hasselhoff

left Bay Watch.

Nov 11, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The Elderly Woman Who Was Arrested (and later released)

for indecent exposure and littering claimed that by the time she found her bathroom doorclip, it was too late.

Jun 29, 2007
by smillerz (not verified)

doo-di comment

Do you do the DOO?

Da da da da da-dum-diddy-DOO