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Slightly Twisted #4 : Need Your Comments Here

Hi All:

Here's my wacky find of the week, for your commenting pleasure.

Arrow gnomeArrow gnome

I thought this was funny for some reason. (link)

So, can you come up with some comments on this to make us all laugh?

Would you ever buy this thing and what would you do with it?

Amused and Bemused
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Comments
Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I told Sleepy I'd kill him

I told Sleepy I'd kill him if I ever caught him in bed with Snow White again.

The Prince

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Beware killer garden gnome

Beware killer garden gnome on the loose.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's the Gay Gnome

whose friends tried to make him as straight as an arrow. (It didn't work.)

[Sorry for the "gay" reference!]

Oct 21, 2006
by Amused and Bemused

Hey Valentine Fairy...I

Hey Valentine Fairy...I thought the arrow was supposed to go through the heart?

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's the imposter Santa Clause from the Garden of Evil in

Gnome, Alaska.

Don't feel sorry for him--he had previously spearheaded some elves and stolen several bags of toys from the Workshop. He was also very disrespectful toward Mrs. Claus, repeatedly calling her a "Ho", and showed no remorse.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

It Is Just A Halloween Prank

Some of the mischievous teen gnomes wanted to make the garden look scarier for Halloween. The Gnome they shot in the head doesn't mind since he doesn't have a brain or feelings--no harm done.

However, the pumpkin patch is a mess, the Jack-O-Lanterns are pissed, and Pumpkin-arrow-Head is furious.....RUN!!!!!

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Love Triangle

The Deputy Gnome was on Pa Troll and tried to lie to his lover, Sheriff Killiam Tell--who shot in a jealous rage before asking questions. The Troll, in turn, shot the Sheriff, but clearly did not shoot the Deputy.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I shot the midget but did

I shot the midget but did not shoot the deputy.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's Just Cupid Being Stupid Again

Cupid has been known to occasionally suffer from a love-head syndrome for Gnomes. He also seems to miscontrue "shock therapy" for something to leave behind for others to experience.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Yeah, Cupid always was an @$$

that's why his mother made him wear a diaper all his life.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Hey! Leave Him Alone Already!

What's going on is gnome's business but his own.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I have this killer headache

I have this killer headache and I don't know why.

Oct 21, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Steve Marting wears the

Steve Marting wears the arrow all wrong. This is the way you wear an arrow.

Oct 22, 2006
by bottleslingguy
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For some reason this reminds

For some reason this reminds me of the ToeJam Jelly Dispenser.

Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .

Oct 22, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

That's funny...

for some reason--such as arrows are kept in a bag? strapped around one's neck/shoulder--this reminds me of a bottlesling.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

CSI-Gnome

The little gnome did it--the arrow's direction through the head reveals that the culprit was shorter than the victim.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The Bachelor-Gnome

With all the crazy/loco/insane/psychopathic bachelorettes, someone was bound to get killed before the next episode.

Nov 24, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Gnomes aren't very intelligent.

In fact, some are AIRrowHEADS.