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by Anonymous (not verified)
I told Sleepy I'd kill him
I told Sleepy I'd kill him if I ever caught him in bed with Snow White again.
The Prince
by Anonymous (not verified)
Beware killer garden gnome
Beware killer garden gnome on the loose.
by Anonymous (not verified)
That's the Gay Gnome
whose friends tried to make him as straight as an arrow. (It didn't work.)
[Sorry for the "gay" reference!]
by Amused and Bemused
Hey Valentine Fairy...I
Hey Valentine Fairy...I thought the arrow was supposed to go through the heart?
by Anonymous (not verified)
That's the imposter Santa Clause from the Garden of Evil in
Gnome, Alaska.
Don't feel sorry for him--he had previously spearheaded some elves and stolen several bags of toys from the Workshop. He was also very disrespectful toward Mrs. Claus, repeatedly calling her a "Ho", and showed no remorse.
by Anonymous (not verified)
It Is Just A Halloween Prank
Some of the mischievous teen gnomes wanted to make the garden look scarier for Halloween. The Gnome they shot in the head doesn't mind since he doesn't have a brain or feelings--no harm done.
However, the pumpkin patch is a mess, the Jack-O-Lanterns are pissed, and Pumpkin-arrow-Head is furious.....RUN!!!!!
by Anonymous (not verified)
Love Triangle
The Deputy Gnome was on Pa Troll and tried to lie to his lover, Sheriff Killiam Tell--who shot in a jealous rage before asking questions. The Troll, in turn, shot the Sheriff, but clearly did not shoot the Deputy.
by Anonymous (not verified)
I shot the midget but did
I shot the midget but did not shoot the deputy.
by Anonymous (not verified)
That's Just Cupid Being Stupid Again
Cupid has been known to occasionally suffer from a love-head syndrome for Gnomes. He also seems to miscontrue "shock therapy" for something to leave behind for others to experience.
by Anonymous (not verified)
Yeah, Cupid always was an @$$
that's why his mother made him wear a diaper all his life.
by Anonymous (not verified)
Hey! Leave Him Alone Already!
What's going on is gnome's business but his own.
by Anonymous (not verified)
I have this killer headache
I have this killer headache and I don't know why.
by Anonymous (not verified)
Steve Marting wears the
Steve Marting wears the arrow all wrong. This is the way you wear an arrow.
by bottleslingguy
For some reason this reminds
For some reason this reminds me of the ToeJam Jelly Dispenser.
Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .
by Anonymous (not verified)
That's funny...
for some reason--such as arrows are kept in a bag? strapped around one's neck/shoulder--this reminds me of a bottlesling.
by Anonymous (not verified)
CSI-Gnome
The little gnome did it--the arrow's direction through the head reveals that the culprit was shorter than the victim.
by Anonymous (not verified)
The Bachelor-Gnome
With all the crazy/loco/insane/psychopathic bachelorettes, someone was bound to get killed before the next episode.
by Anonymous (not verified)
Gnomes aren't very intelligent.
In fact, some are AIRrowHEADS.