Slightly Twisted: Need Your Comments

When she walked in, she said, "Someone's been slitting in my tub."

Rub-a-dub-dub: Life is unbearable?

I just can't bear it anymore.

No one ever talks about why the story Goldilocks and the four bears got its new name.

Honey, where were you when I needed you?

called "Party Animal: Blood Bath"

If you were a grizzly bear ducking around in a bathtub, wouldn't you want out?

He couldn't take his hyper nation anymore.

He only tried to shave his fur off so that he could be bear-naked when taking a bath, but he made the mistake of using a Wilkinson-Sword.

I asked you to BEAR with me, but now you're gone.

Ben, the bear, refused to try Ben Gay on his severe tendinitis, so the ducks (his quacks) recommended hydrotherapy and tape since it had helped Paul's bunion and avoided all the red tape at the vet's office. Unfortunately, the bear thought the ducks said to cut through the red tape.

Vicarious death. Just go ahead and do it yourself.

aren't you thinking of Nike?

Gentle Ben's twin brother, Mental Ben.

Now Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear

Becomes Dead E. Bear.

don't watch "It's a Wonderful Life".

A Care Bear realizes that he has been living a lie and doesn't care anymore.

You aren't out of the woods yet.

His brain on drugs is going down the drain. He wrote in his suicide note, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

It is only a cry for help.

Sadly, no one in his/her right mind would willingly approach a frightened bear in a bathtub.

The End Is Near.

(I take dibs on his rubby ducky.)

That's just Winnie The Pooh soaking her hemorrhoids, and that isn't a slit on her wrist, it is bloody sh--.

That's the bear who narrowly escaped a gunshot, but suffered hearing loss from the blast. He thinks his girlfriend stood him up for a relaxing bath together, but had he waited longer, he would have realized that she said, "Put a rubber on your dickie", not "get a rubber ducky".

he is a "Bad News Bear".

That is just Yogi Bear with a Boo Boo.

Bear just couldn't take the pressure anymore ... all his other friends made it onto those backpacks except him. Check out those Adorable Animal Backpacks at

http://www.americaninventorspot.com/adorable_animal_backpacks

who freaked when he saw rings around the bathtub.

Hi!
We need a shave and sleep! Bear !