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Wacky Product of the Week #4:

Well, here's my wacky find of the week...a light switch.

The merchant calls this a Muscle Man Light Switch and says" Surprise and delight all who flick the switch when you replace a current wall switch plate with this special, muscle-bound version. Turn on the lights and you may just turn on something else as well."

If you have a mind like mine, there's gotta be something about this product that makes you laugh.

Can you think up anything funny to say for this nifty little device? (light switch)

 

Comments
Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

This is so cute. What a

This is so cute. What a great idea. I am definitely going to have to get me a couple of these.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Self-Control Switch

Switch your desires on or off in an instant.

Oct 28, 2006
by Amused and Bemused

I always light up when I see

I always light up when I see you!

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

You

light up my night.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Why don't you come on over

Why don't you come on over and flick my switch

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous too (not verified)

This product gives new

This product gives new meaning to the request, "turn on" the light!

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

The first

Hard-On
Turn-Off

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

If you think this is enlightening,

you should see the female door knockers.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Head-On

Apply directly to the foreskin.
Love the come-mercial, too.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I don't know how you do it

I don't know how you do it but every time you come around, I just get turned on.

Oct 28, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I wish every man was so easy

I wish every man was so easy to turn off.

Oct 29, 2006
by Michelle
Michelle's picture

Would you stop flicking it!!

Would you stop flicking it!!

Oct 29, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I don't know why you keep

I don't know why you keep thinking I'm some guy you can just turn on and off all the time

Oct 29, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Governator says... Hey, who

Governator says...

Hey, who switched all the light plates in the mansion. Is this supposed to be funny? I am way bigger than this.

Oct 29, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Governator?????

Are you kidding???? Didn't you see "Pumping Iron"???? I'd say he is less endowed than a Smurf, and Donnie Darko pointed out that Smurf's don't even have reproductive organs under those little pants.

Nov 6, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

I'll do it with the lights

I'll do it with the lights on, or off...

Nov 6, 2006
by Manchester Man (not verified)

WTF

That is the wackiest thing I've seen in a long time! What about doing a female version for a dimmer switch?

Nov 6, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

WTF

That is the wackiest thing I've seen in a long time! What about doing a female version for a dimmer switch?

Dec 16, 2006
by Anonymous (not verified)

Shall wee switch?

Let's see, am I turned on or turned off? You finger it out.

Feb 27, 2008
by Anonymous (not verified)

God is the foundation of wickedness

God is the foundation of evil.