The Wackiest Products To Keep You Cooking
I was supposed to have a new wacky products article this week, and I just got busy lazy. So I thought I'd put up this one whichI think was pretty good but not too many people saw. Forgive me loyal fans for not having something new. I will work on something good soon. I think I am in post-Holiday depression.
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In the past few weeks, I have created a whole series of articles on different types of Wacky Products, but I have to say that this one is my favorites. Here is what I think are 13 of the Wackiest Products for Your Kitchen to Help Keep You Cooking, with choice quotes from vendors selling these products:
13. Too Lazy to Shake It Yourself - Automatic Salt and Pepper Shaker
"During mealtime, operating the salt and pepper shakers wears us out. We have to lift the shaker and move it up-and-down, up-and-down, up-and-down... It's tedious, it's tiring, and often dangerous...Luckily, we've discovered an amazing new product that takes the drudgery out of seasoning your food...self shaking salt and pepper shakers."See it here.
12. Brain Mold
"People always talk about needing some good brain food. Well here it is the Brain Gelatin Mold. Not feeling too smart lately? Then set this Brain Gelatin on the table and watch how people will compliment you on your Brains." BUY IT HERE
11. Too Spastic to Twirl Self Twirling Spagetti Fork
"Rejoice, spaghetti lovers! Your pasta prayers have been answered!...You can now avoid the drudgery of having to twirl your own spaghetti.With the Motor-Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork, all you have to do is switch it on, jab it into a bowl of pasta, and watch the fork do all the hard work."See it here.
10. Make Millions from Ebay Pop Art Toaster
"On first glance, it appears to be just a stylish white toaster. But when you push it down to prepare your toast, it toasts a fun image into the bread."... Plain toast is now an instant crowd pleaser...." See it here.
9. Automatic Chocolate Milk Mixer Cup
"Moo Mixer - Perfect for those days when plain old white milk just doesn't cut it." See it here.
8. Instant Hot Dog into Octopus Shaper
Octodog Franfurter Converter -What the heck is an Octodog?? Well it's a new, unique way to make your hot dog. Just insert hot dog into the Octodog push down and get the craziest looking hotdog you've ever seen." See it here.
7. All I Can Think About is Football Portable Grill
"Get ready for the big game with our portable charcoal football grill. This porcelain coated steel grill is great for tailgating.." See it here.
6. Stab a Dead Man Toothpick Dispenser
"The voodoo doll toothpick holder (aka "Ouch!") is really practical... you can get a toothpick that somebody else hasn't fumbled with and gotten their grimy fingers all over before you got there." See it here.
5. Combination Blender and Telephone
"If you want your friends to think you're insane, but quote you like God anyway, this is the appliance for YOU! The "ringer" is the blender motor,which pulses like a telephone bell, except angrier. To answer, pick up the pitcher out of the base and put it to your ear. Usually, the caller can hear the motor spinning down just after you pick it up." See it here. I used this for my Wackiest Products from Australia article but liked it so much, I had to use it here too.
4. Stick It Up the Bitch's Ass Towel Holder
"Dog End With Towel -The original cloth holder from slam, easy to look after, does not require taking for walks, cheap to feed, does not smell, won't shed hair everywhere, gets on well with cats, well - just ignores them really, and you can also use it to hold your tea towel..And remember.. Should the day come when, after a long and happy life, it is time for your faithful dog-end to make that final journey to the great kennel in the sky you will be pleased to know that his earthly remains (being made from the same stuff as yoghurt pots) can be fully recycled at your local recycling centre.See it here. I know it's not really a "bitch", but I thought the phrase was funny, so I put it in anyway. Artistic license, I figure.
3. Stab Your Old Boyfriend Knife Holder
"No knife holder has taken a "greater stab" at the theatrical than this specially designed "Ex" knife holder. Et tu, Brute?.. STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives! See it here.
2. She's A Real Ballbuster Nut Cracker
"The Original Nutcracker is an elegant utensil for everyday living....The Original Nutcracker is an avant garde yet practical new device for those who are looking to add extra zing to their next cocktail or dinner party." See it here.
1. Whack Him in the Head Knife Block
"Put simply, this solid lime-wood knife block shaped like a human head would be a refreshing addition to any boring kitchen." ..per Techeblog.com. See it here.