6. Stab a Dead Man Toothpick Dispenser
Dead Man Toothpick Dispenser
"The voodoo doll toothpick holder (aka "Ouch!") is really practical...
you can get a toothpick that somebody else hasn't fumbled with and
gotten their grimy fingers all over before you got there." See it here.
5. Combination Blender and Telephone
Combo Blender and Telephone
"If you want your friends to think you're insane, but quote you like
God anyway, this is the appliance for YOU! The "ringer" is the blender
motor,which pulses like a telephone bell, except angrier. To answer,
pick up the pitcher out of the base and put it to your ear. Usually,
the caller can hear the motor spinning down just after you pick it up."
See it here. I used this for my Wackiest Products from Australia article but liked it so much, I had to use it here too.
4. Stick It Up the Bitch's Ass Towel Holder
Towel Holder in the Ass
End With Towel -The original cloth holder from slam, easy to look
after, does not require taking for walks, cheap to feed, does not
smell, won't shed hair everywhere, gets on well with cats, well - just
ignores them really, and you can also use it to hold your tea
towel..And remember.. Should the day come when, after a long and happy
life, it is time for your faithful dog-end to make that final journey
to the great kennel in the sky you will be pleased to know that his
earthly remains (being made from the same stuff as yoghurt pots) can be
fully recycled at your local recycling centre.See it here. I know it's not really a "bitch", but I thought the phrase was funny, so I put it in anyway. Artistic license, I figure.
3. Stab Your Old Boyfriend Knife Holder
Ex-Boyfriend Knife Holder
knife holder has taken a "greater stab" at the theatrical than this
specially designed "Ex" knife holder. Et tu, Brute?.. STORE YOUR KNIVES
IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your
frustrations as you store your knives! See it here.
2. She's A Real Ballbuster Nut Cracker
Original Nutcracker is an elegant utensil for everyday living....The
Original Nutcracker is an avant garde yet practical new device for
those who are looking to add extra zing to their next cocktail or
dinner party." See it here.
1. Whack Him in the Head Knife Block
Head Knife Block
simply, this solid lime-wood knife block shaped like a human head would
be a refreshing addition to any boring kitchen." ..per Techeblog.com. See it here.
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