Underwear That's Fun to Wear

Every morning, I put on my boxers and feel like a robot going through the motions of life. Wake up, go shower, put on boxers, comb my hair and eat some cereal and go to the slave mill.

I would like my life to be a bit more colorful, filled with a bit more variety and excitement.

One of the ways I thought we could all spice up our lives would be to make the daily routine of wearing underwear more of an event. You know, having to choose between several underwear options that are a bit different. Also, I wouldn't mind if I looked over at my lady and she had on something other than her cotton bikini briefs in white, gray or black. Yawn!

So to bring back a sense of excitement to your life for those looking for a bit of lingerie thrills, I have collected together underwear that is a bit more than ordinary. Here is Underwear that is Fun to Wear:

When You Want To Be Moaning Instead:

Remote Controlled Vibrating Panty

Merchant says '"Like a wild exotic animal, untamed and uncontrollable, these powerful remote control vibrating thong panties will send you on the hunt!"
(underwear here)

When You Want To Give Your Nuts Some Air:

Sac Free Underwear

Merchant says "Briefly: A new dimension of comfort and liberty for your balls. In former times there were boxer shorts or slips. Today there is sacfree?, the first boxerslip of the world...Sacfree? will bring a pleasant feeling of liberty. (Underwear here)

When You Want Your Package To Be Tracked and Followed:

Forget Me Not GPS Panties

These "forget-me-not panties? have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology. Merchant says:

"Ever worry about your wife cheating?
Want to know where your daughter is late at night?
Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?"

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most." (Underwear here and more to the story here)

When You Want to Fart Up a Storm Without Dying from the Fumes:

Underease Flatulence Filtering Underwear

Merchant says "Under-Ease is underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and is made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs.

A triangular "exit hole" for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This "exit hole" is covered with a "pocket" made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the "exit hole". This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the "pocket".

Inside the "pocket" is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. ... In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. (Underwear here)

When You Want Your Underwear To Do The Talking:

Merchant says" This black Velcro thong is definitely a fun, new twist on underwear! It is perfect for creating your own messages but just be careful who you show them to! Each thong comes with a pack of 40 consonants, 16 vowels and a selection of punctuation marks. More than enough letters to let them know, "Not tonight" or keep them guessing, "Maybe later!". The ideal ?little something? for your loved one. (underwear here)

When You Want to Want to Go Around Bare-Assed But Not Naked:

Backless Panty Brief

Merchant says "Backless Lingerie helps you show your assets, NOT your underwear - with comfort and style." (Underwear here )

When You Want To Be Watched Constantly:

Wireless Digital Sports TV Bra

There is no "merchant" for these but if I ruled the world, I would definitely have someone sell these. I mean, come on, I get to watch my favorite programs showcased by my favorite things in the world, next to pizza. What man would not like these? (Underwear here)

When You Don't Want Your Woody to Fly But Not Your B@lls:

Ball Bra

Merchant does not say much, but they should say "Now, you can instantly lift your spirits by lifting your b@lls in a tender caress of soft cotton. With your b@lls snuggled tightly to you, you are sure to get an immediate boost to your confidence too. No more feeling low!" (Underwear here)

When You Want to be Seen in the Dark:

Glow Light Thong

Merchant says "Electro-luminescent thong with a light weight water-resistant rechargeable battery, lasts for one and half hours. It has detachable charger for recharging." Available for both men and women, or a his and hers doublepack for double the fun. (Underwear here)

When You Want To Be Ready to Shop At All Times:

Convertible Shopping Bag Bra

The "No! Shopping Bag Bra" is the inspiration of a eco-friendly company in Japan to address the problems of wasting plastic shopping bags.

When the bra is being worn, the ?shopping bag? portions are folded away inside the bra cups, where they serve as extra padding. The bra quickly converts to a shopping bag by removing the bag portions from the cups and connecting the hooks on the bra?s underwire. The lace cups serve as decoration along with the shoulder straps, which are disconnected and tied to the top of the bag as ribbons. (Underwear here)

When You Don't Want To Freeze Your Nuts Off:

Ball Warmer Cozy

Merchant says "For Function or Fun, Cozy Seamless Man Mitt aka Willie Warmer aka Peter Heater (jingle).

This Man Mitt is called "Jingle all the Way!".

This is a hand knitted seamless male undergarment accessory created for comfort and warmth. The crocheted tie makes this piece adjustable for a comfortable fit. It features two tiny bells attached to the tie. Ring-a-ding-a-ding! Jingle all the way!" (Underwear here)

When You Want to Blind Them With Your Brilliance:

Headlight Bra

Again, no merchant for this product. It's called a headlight bra and it can be used to illuminate any room you enter. I figure if my lady wears this, I can always know when she's going to be heading in my general direction and go hide if I want to. My imagination tells me it'd also be fun to try this is in a very dark room. I can feel like a star with the bright lights shinging on me. (Underwear here)

Well, what do you think? Would any of these pieces of apparel spice up your boring life? For me, it's always about food, so I like these classic chocolate treats (not work safe?!) but I did not want to be predictable with all the edible stuff. You already knew about those, right?

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