Wackiest Products for Your Dog

It is clear, we are a nation of extreme wealth. Otherwise, we would not lavish the type of dollars we do to keep our dogs "happy". At times, I think dog owners are simply crazy, not just crazy about their dogs...just crazy, cuckoo, wacko - as in not quite in touch with reality. I may be wrong. But then, could you please explain to me these wacky products for your dog:

13. For dog owners who think the natural look just won't do:

Doggy Nail Polish

Doggy Nail Polish (BUY IT HERE).

12. For the dog owner who loves data and needs to know how far the dog will go before collapsing:

Doggie Pedometer

Doggy Pedometer (See it here)

11. For dog owners who think regular shampoos are not good enough, and want only the best salon treatment for their dogs:

Salon Shampoo

John Paul Salon Pet Shampoo and Conditioner Products (See it here).

10. For dog owners who don't like their dogs shedding but don't want to shave their dogs:

Dog Sleeves

Disposal Dog Clothes - Dog Sleeeves (See it here).

9. For the dog owner that is a media star or just has sensitive eyes:

Doggie Sunglasses

Doggy Sunglasses - Doggles (BUY IT HERE).

8. For the dog owner just doesn't understand their dog and is working on improving their communication skills:

Dog to Human Translator

Doggy Talk - Human Talk Translator (See it here). An actual review of the product I just found is here.

7. For the dog owner who believes their dog has just been too stressed lately and NEEDs a great spa treatment:

Doggie Spa

Total Dog At-Home Spa Center (See it here).

6. For the dog owner who has really really really cold floors in the morning:

Fuzzy Dog Ducky Slippers

Fuzzy Dog Ducky Slippers (BUY IT HERE).

5. For the dog owner who finds petting the dog too exhausting:

Automatic Dog Petter and Massager

Automatic Dog Petter and Massager (See it here).

4. For the dog owner who likes to stroll the promenade with their dog:

Pink Dog Stroller

Pink Dog Stroller (BUY IT HERE).

3. For the dog owner who really just wants to sit on the couch and watch tv:

Dog Treadmill

Dog Jog Treadmill (See it here).

2. For the dog owner who needs to change their diet (and their dog's diet) but won't:

Dog Fart Deodorizer

Dog Fart Deodorizer (See it here, thanks to StrangeNewProducts.com).

1. For the dog owner who is just sick and tired of having to drive Fido around town all the time:

Dog Driver's License

Dog Driver's License (See it here).

Well, am I right or am I wrong? Are dog owners crazy or merely just crazy about their dogs?

Either way, these products will make fine additions to our growing Wacky Products Gallery here at InventorSpot.com. Remember inventors, just because its wacky does not mean it won't sell.