Cosetta's Weird and Funny Stuff and Patents
Enter the world of the silly and unconventional, where every day of the week the word ridiculous is stretched to new limits. Here, silly patents represent mankind’s challenge to constantly discover something new.
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Connect Body Parts With Your Bike: Great Idea?
by CosettaHumans invented the wheel, right? Does this mean that the wheel must do something even more important for its inventor? Or is the Body-Connected Bike which is also known as Patent # US 6805657 one silly flash in the pan? Read on and watch out for bikes coming your way with a new…attitude.
Write With Two Instruments at The Same Time: Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Device for Coupling Writing Utensils is not for everyone. Patent# US 6802665 calls for a unique user, as someone changing writing utensils in mid-air is not something you come across every day. If you are wondering why, don’t ask me, but read on anyway.
Praying with the Birds: For The Birds or Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Religious Meditation Apparatus which is also known as Patent# US 6837185, provides a means to commune with nature and enhance the experience of prayer. The only question seems to be what the birds get out of it. Read on, but try to avoid wings and feathers for just for a little while.
Dance with Robots and Never Be Alone: Great Idea?
by CosettaFor those who enjoy dancing in the dark and other mysterious places, the Robot Performing Dance Along Music may be just the thing. Patent#US 6782308 may not help out with housework and boring chores like others of its ilk, but it may make you, as the old song says, “never want to change partners again.” Read on and wonder why.
Pretend You Own a Camera? Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Photographing Game Machine that some may know quietly as Patent# US 6832954 is a video game of questionable excitement. Of course, this type of shooting has far less serious consequences than some others and maybe you should read on anyway. Ready, set, focus and shoot!
Carry the Family DNA With You Wherever You Go: Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Genealogy Storage Kit, which is known generically as US Patent# 6779665, provides a vehicle for the storage of biological samples. Why settle for an urn when there are so many other patterns and shapes to choose from and this way you can take it with you wherever you go? It’s better than a Hallmark card when it comes to proving that you “care enough to lug around the very best.” Be prepared, and read on even if you don’t own any urns as of yet.
Contain Explosions In Your Spare Time: Great Idea?
by CosettaPatent#US 6854374 also known as the Explosion Containment Net could well be the perfect gift for the terrorist on your list who has just about everything. Think ahead, even though we are nowhere near the holidays, because explosions can and usually do make a difference. Read on, but duck.
Be The First on Your Block To Freeze Dry Dog Poop!: Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Doggie Poop Freeze Wand is also known to some discerning specialists of fecal matter as Patent#US 6883462. If when you hear the word, wand, you think of fairy godmothers and Tinkerbelle, you are not that far off. There is no pumpkin coach or glass slipper or even a cute prince waiting however; it’s merely a response to the call of nature that befalls all living things. Read on but…don’t buy this yet.
Catch a Mouse Electronically?: Great Idea?
by CosettaThe Portable Electrical Mouse Trap, which mice refer to as they cower in dark corners as Patent#US 6865843, is a very different and quite powerful device. Adult mice warn their children to avoid the cheese fragrance, (which is not even real cheese) as we warn our children about smiling strangers in trench coats! Read on, but remember that revenge is not so sweet if you are on the receiving end.
Need Some Help Haunting Homes?: Great Idea?
by CosettaPatent# US 6776687 is what is known as a Haunting Aid, and it is one of those ideas that makes one wonder exactly how much those people down at the patent office really drink every day. Glowing eyes via an LED is hardly another world or even another invention. Read on anyway and ignore that chill that just passed over your right shoulder.
February 2009
Giving Birth Via Balloon? Great Idea?
Rubberbands, Not Clothes Make The Man: Great Idea?
Wear a Fin and Pretend To Be A Dolphin: Great Idea?
Education Begins in The Womb: Great Idea?
Do You Need Some Help Kissing?: Great Idea?
Save Electricity With Combination Soap and Vibrator: Great Idea?
See Disaster as it Approaches Your Surfboard Window: Great Idea?
Fly And Swim Almost at The Same Time? Great Idea?
Hockey Stick to Combat Yard Waste: Great Idea?
Marshmallows and Chocolate: Great Idea?
Is it a Parachute or a Motorcycle or Both?: Great Idea?
Should You Sue Via Board Game?: Great Idea?
Should You Even Ask if Your Plant is Psychic? Great Idea?
Exercise in The Office: Great Idea?
Come Out of The Rain: Great Idea?
Gum Disposal Pocket: Great Idea?
Adaptive Alarm System: Great Idea?
Cane With Three Flasks: Great Idea?
Fake, Fragrant Flowers: Great Idea?
Whipped Cocoa Bath: Great Idea?
Exercise Apparatus: Great Idea?
January 2009
A Robot That Crawls Into Forbidden Places: Great Idea?
Sun Mask Towel: Great Idea?
Chewable Toothbrush: Great Idea?
Purse Security System: Great Idea?
Toilet Annunciator: Great Idea?
Pants With More Than One Zipper: Great Idea?
Lip Enhancer: Great Idea?
Pizza Prep and Delivery Unit: Great Idea?
Apparel-Related Entertainment System: Great Idea?
New Way to Attach Clothing: Great Idea?
Abdominal Support: Great Idea?
Food Containers That Respond To Sound and Light: Great Idea?
Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract: Great Idea?
Peanut Butter Pancake Batter: Great Idea?
Peanut-Shaped Prayer Cushion: Great Idea?
Neck Wrap/Brace Organizer: Great Idea?
Medical Tutorial That Bleeds As You Go: Great Idea?
Combination Handcuff Key and Writing Instrument: Great Idea?
SUV Tent: Great Idea?
No Smoking Sign Ashtray: Great Idea?
Water Ski and Fly at the Same Time: Great idea?
Scent Delivery System: Great idea?
Methods of Promoting Sleep Systems: Great Idea?
Bottle Cap Necktie: Great Idea?
Garden Ornament and Cremation Container Combo: Great idea?
December 2008
Multi-Functional Massage Device: Great Idea?
Nuclear Waste Disposal System: Great Idea?
Showerhead with Removable Electronic Media Device: Great Idea?
Remote Plastic Surgery: Great Idea?
Motor-Driven Ice Cream Scooper: Great Idea?
Toothbrush With Enclosed Electronic Game: Great Idea?
Trapping Cow Belches: Great Idea?
Footwear with GPS: A Great Idea?
Cell Phone With Concealed Firearm System: Great Idea?
Cosmetic Extract from Marine Ooze: Great Idea?
Fireplace with Waterfall: A Great Idea?
Simulated Wedding Cake: Great Idea?
Is the Smoker Hat Hazardous to Health and is it a Great Idea?
Pillow With Retractable Umbrella: Great Idea?
Drinks That Jump Across Counters: Great Idea?
Vibrating Body-Piercing Jewelry: Great Idea?
Matching Collars for Dog and Owner: Great idea?
Edible Garments: Great Idea?
Cut Weeds While You Play Golf: Great Idea?
Pillow Crash Helmet: Great Idea?
Fake Sideburns for Sunglasses: Great Idea?
A Fork That Tells You When To Eat: Great Idea?
Hijacker Injector: Great Idea?
Cheese Filtered Cigarettes: Great Idea?
Retractable Toilet Table Top: Great Idea?
Caffeine Inhaled Rather Than Imbibed: Great Idea?
Protect Feet and Country With Sanitary Socks: Great Idea?
Talking To Plants and Getting Answers: Great idea?
Decoy Hunting/Observing Blind: Great Idea?
Motorized Picnic Table: Great Idea?
November 2008
Life Expectancy Timepiece: Great Idea?
Forehead Support Apparatus: Great Idea?
Anti-Eating Face Mask: Great Idea?
Odors to Treat Male Impotence: Great Idea?
Simulating a High Five Machine: Great Idea?
Hamster Transport and Party Machine: Great Idea?
Wear Those Braces or Else: Dictatorship Within Democracy
Building Blocks Made From Bottle Caps: Recycling Gone Astray
Light Bulb Changer:Redundancy Illuminated