The Weirdest Gizmos, Toys and Whatnots by Jill Harness

Hi, welcome to my wacky inventions and products blog. I consider myself to be a purveyor of the strange and an expert of the bizzare. I am a freelance writer, a gaming enthusiast and a fan of all things fluffy. Ultimately, I'd enjoy being a comedian, a screen writer and a children's book author -in one.Then I can take over the world one entertained child at a time. Thanks for reading my blog.

Tired of Torn Toast? Try the Butter Cheese Grater

by Jill Harness

Cold butter is practically impossible to spread, but not with the help of the butter cheese grater that helps soften things up in no time.

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Spotted At WonderCon: Drabbits!

by Jill Harness

A Drabbit is like a dragon and rabbit mixed together, but even better since it will sit on your shoulder.

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8 Great Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Favorite Geek

Fill Your Heart With Love -Or Writing Utensils

by Jill Harness

Still looking for the perfect gift for your favorite geek? We can help, just remember, if you want something on this list, you'd better order express shipping and then put off your romantic night until Friday so you can enjoy a longer night together.

Smells...Not So Delicious

by Jill Harness

Who doesn't want to smell like they're in the middle of cooking dinner at any time? These food-scented perfumes and colognes are seriously weird and a bit disgusting.

Balls of Steel Are A Cool Way to Support A Good Cause

by Jill Harness

There are plenty of goofy novelty products out there based on silly puns, but when a juvenille joke is used to help support testicular cancer research, everyone wins. Such is the case with Balls of Steel.

14 Terrible Christmas Presents For 14 Terrible People

by Jill Harness

We all have horrible people in our lives that we have to buy Christmas presents for -no matter how much we actually hate them. These people can be some of the hardest people to shop for, which is annoying since you don’t really want to buy them something anyway.

We’re here to help with this year’s list of terrible Christmas presents for all the worst kind of people in your life.

These Looks Aren't Fashionable, But They're Smart

by Jill Harness

Jaktogo clothing might be some of the ugliest on the market, but if you're looking to skip baggage fees on your next flight, they might just be the smartest fashion mve you've made all year.

Ensuring You Get Extra Tricks This Halloween

by Jill Harness

Want to guarantee your trick or treaters will leave you with a lot of tricks? Then try giving them terrible candy like Gummy Haggis, chum mints or ghost pepper candies. You'll be sure to get all kinds of eggs and toilet paper across your front yard by the next morning.

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Imagine The Fear & Loathing With This Hunter S. Thompson Board Game

by Jill Harness

Ever wish you could live out Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas without actually risking life imprisonment or a complete mental breakdown from carrying and consuming such an insane cache of drugs? Well now you can thanks to the Fear and Loathing Board Game.

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