John P Barker's Blog of Hilarious, Bizarre and Fun Toys
If you are looking for the best, most hilarious, coolest or funnest toys offered on earth, then come and check out my toys blog! Want a toy that is perfectly bizarre, innovative, ingenious, smart, fun? See the toys I have found for you.
As Seen On TV: The Magic Jack - Product Review
by John P. BarkerWe've all seen the commercial for the Magic Jack--an inexpensive USB device that can be used to make telephone calls via the Internet. But does it work?
Tractor Beams: Now a Reality
by John P. BarkerFor decades science fiction fans have been exposed to the theory of the tractor beam, a device that can tug another object through space--sort of like a spaceship's version of a tow cable. Researchers have now succeeded in creating this device... on a very small scale.
Want to Own the Most Powerful Action Figure Ever Made????
by John P. BarkerQuestion: How much power can an action figure with zero points of articulation have?
Answer: Unlimited.
Moon Dough Is Not Just For Eating
by John P. BarkerEver eaten Play Doh? If so, you know that the flavor loses it's special tang when it dries into a bright blue brick. Now we have Moon Dough... which claims to never dry up. And I wonder if it'll hold the flavor...
Rock-Paper-Scissors... All In a Glove
by John P. BarkerHere's that excuse you've been looking for to play with yourself in public...
A Real Lightsaber? Not Quite. But It Can Fry Your Face Off!
by John P. BarkerI've wanted a real lightsaber since I was 12-years-old... until a few minutes ago, when I realized I would fry my eyes out...
Disney's Tron Sequel Inspires Cutting Edge Toys
by John P. BarkerDisney unveils a line of toys that combine old-school fun with new technology.
Golfing With the Dark Knight
by John P. BarkerUntil now I never had proof that Batman even liked playing golf...
What is a Bonga and Where Can You Get One?
by John P. BarkerI'm sure when you woke up this morning, the first thought that crossed your mind was, "Where can I get a Bonga?" Welll, you've come to the right place, my friend. Read on.
Will Lightsaber Chopsticks Slice Through Your Sushi?
by John P. BarkerIs it possible to eat food with a lightsaber without frying your face off? Toy manufacturer Kotobukiya thinks so!
March 2010
Will the LavNav Keep Me From Peeing On the Seat? - Product Review
Star Trek Online: Beam Me Up, Scotty?
Concept Watch Looks Very Futuristic - But What Time Is It?
Sony Bloggie HD Video Camera Captures 360-Degrees
Pac-Man Wants To Hold Your Hot Pans!
My Week With the Clinch Wallet - Product Review
Does the "13 Function in One Pen" Actually Function? - Product Review
February 2010
January 2010
December 2009
For the Geek Gunslinger: The Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster
Be Careful. Your Pocket Change May Contain Secret Info
Lighted Construction Kit Toys Brighten the Holiday Season
Brainwave Toys - Do Today's Kids Have Enough Brain Power To Play?
Batman's Utility Belt: A Replica of the Ultimate Gadget Container
RC Surf/Skate Board a Hint of Future Sport?
10 Cool Gifts for the Big Geek In Your Life
Back to the Future Mod Fluxes My Capacitor
November 2009
Tribot - How Can You Not Love Him?
Mattel's Avatar Toys Put Virtual Reality in the Palm of Your Hand
R/C Car Built for High-Speed Drifting
6 in 1 Solar Robot Kit Offers Educational Fun
As Seen On TV: The AeroGarden
Want To Be Sure That Your Mail Won't Explode?
G-Bound R/C Car Travels on Land and Water!
October 2009
Look Out! Wearable Eyeball Robot Ads New Level of Gaming for iPhone
Be Careful What You Say. This USB Drive May Be Listening...
Rat Brained Robots! Rat Brained Robots! Gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
As Seen On TV: The Ionic Whisper
The Mono-copter: Unconventional, Ungainly, and the Future of Flight Design?
PR2 Robot Knows When (and How) to Take a Break
September 2009
Zero-G Remote Controlled Car Tracks Laser Beam
As Seen On TV: The Port-a-Book
007 Style Zippo Offers More Than Just A Light
What Are BuckyBalls?
Tiny Flying Saucer Makes Me Fear Alien Invasion
YO2 - Delta: A New Kind of Yo-Yo
Clone Wars Ultimate Lightsaber Brings Out the Jedi in You!
Oddfellows: Three Inches of Genius
Hallucinate, Meditate, and Zone Out With Trip Glasses
WiFi Dowsing Rod Finds Signal Instead of Water
Nano-Technology Provides Desktop Fountain
Ewww. Barfing Toothpaste Caps...
Palm Sized Robot Provides More Than Just Home Security
August 2009
Is Smart Mass the Ultimate Adult Office Toy?
Motion Tracking Web Camera Makes It Risky To Teleconference While Naked
Weird Voice Messenger Makes Me Reach For Fly Swatter
5 Ways In Which Video Games Have Warped My Little Brain
As Seen on TV: Bendaroos!
Fujifilm Introduces 3D Digital Camera - No Glasses Required!!!
Sony Announces the PSP Go - But Is Smaller Better?
What is Swedish FireSteel?
Wire Glue: A Conductive Solder Replacement In a Jar
Tiny Wii Device Controls Giant Scary Grappling Machine
Viewsonic Portable Media Players Offer Larger Screen For Better Viewing
As Seen On TV: The Shed Ender
The World's Fastest Remote Controlled Car
Smart-E-Bear: The Teddy Bear of the Future
Rubik's Sphere Sure to Give Me a Headache
Find Treasure the Fun Way With the RC Metal Detector Buggy
July 2009
Head Operated Mouse Helps The Handicapped Surf The 'Net
Bring the Water Park Home With the Motorized Bumper Boat
RoboBoa: The Robotic Pet Snake
Rovio: Robotic Home Sentry On Patrol!
Tiny Video Camera Leaves Your Hands Free For Other Activities
Digital Camera Binoculars Bring Nature To Your TV
Soak Your Dad (or Friends) With The Remote Controlled Water Cannon!
As Seen On TV: Smooth Away - A Razor Alternative?
Inflatable Version of Planet Saturn Sure To Dump You In The Drink
Dirty Pool? Clean It With The World's First Solar Powered Pool Skimmer
The Mind Relaxer: A Mini-Vacation For Your Brain
The Tick Mark Wristwatch: A Unique Way To Tell Time
Lap Desk Keeps Your Computer Cool
Shocking Liar: The Game That Hurts
The Only 3D Web Camera Brings The Third Dimension To Your PC
A Whole Movie Theater For Your Face
Belt Clip Watch Offers 7 Useful Gadgets For Campers
June 2009
Scottevest: Gadget Clothing For Spies
Squad Positioning System Could Save Firefighters' Lives
Dead Mouse + Computer Mouse = Mouse Mouse
As Seen On TV: The Ove Glove Review
As Seen On TV: The Magic Mop Review
Interested In Beaver Stuffing?
DIY Straws Add A New Twist To Drinking
Dog Tag Multi-Tool: The Most Practical Necklace Ever
8 Gifts That Could Make Your Father Hate You
Stylish Shades Help You See What's Behind You
As Seen On TV: Is The Nicer Dicer... Nicer?
Track Somebody Worldwide With The Tracker Pro
Spy Glasses Allow You To Read Invisible Messages
As Seen On TV: Is the Awesome Auger Truly Awesome?
Bionic Putty: Is It Better, Stronger, Faster?
May 2009
Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO Explores New Avenues of Online Gaming
As Seen On TV: The Snuggie. I Want To Hate It...
Swedish Divot Tool May Help Your Golf Swing
The Shark Steam Mop: Does It Work? - As Seen On TV
Avoid Carpal Tunnel Syndrome With The NoHands Mouse
Curry Hand Grenade Quite A Spicy Weapon
"Magical" Russian Steel Could Re-define Global Construction Standards
Cell Phone Watch. Didn't Inspector Gadget Have One of These?
Teddy Scares: A Not So Cuddly Bear Alternative
Strange Toy Emulates Environmental Conditions
Draganflyer X6: A Camera Platform That 007 Would Love
Can The Baby Remote Actually Control Babies? Unfortunately, No...
Shark Submarine Allows Divers A Close-Up View Of The Ocean's Greatest Predator
April 2009
A Home Theater For Your Wrist
What Is A "Mobility Denial System?"
New Compact Recycling Unit Allows You To Organize Before Crushing!
Solar Powered Orangutan Can Climb Miles of Rope - In Theory...
RF Detector Tells You If Someone Is Listening In
Semen Spy: Need I Say More?
Necktie Camera Ensures That Board Meetings Will Never Be The Same
Girlfriends Across the Nation Grab Fly Swatters To Fight Off RC Dragonfly
New G.I. Joe Verses Old G.I. Joe... Which Is More Cool?
Want Your Kid To Bathe In Goo? If So, Gelli Baff Is For You
March 2009
GameRider: The Virtual Spinning Bike
Micronauts - A Retrospective of the Coolest Toy Ever
Star Trek: These Are the Voyages of Kirk's Chair In Your Media Room
Can a Remote Controlled Zombie Eat Your Brain?
EyeClops Toys Change the Way Children See the World
Tiny Blimp a Hint of Things To Come?
Star Trek Toys Boldly Go Where We've Been Before - But Look Really Cool
DVR Sunglasses - A New Way To Record Porn?
February 2009
January 2009
The World's Smallest Color Scanner
Case of Counter Surveillance Gear Insures That You Are Not Paranoid
Star Wars Starfighter Kites Bring The Force to the Skies
Volcano & Earthquake Kit Brings Back Memories Of Science Fairs and Rabbit's Feet
Yikes! Kids Can Use Kit to Extract DNA!
Duck & Cover! The USB Doomsday Device Hub Will Blow You Away!
DIY Blood Type Test Kit? In the Toy Section?
Alarm May Keep Children From Drowning
Veil Coating Turns Your Car Into a Stealth Vehicle
Anybody Order a Pocket-Sized Collapsing Star?
Possibly the Most Hated Toy Ever - Floam
Erector Spykee Robot--Fun with Practical Applications
Solar Car Kit Turns Sunlight into Zippy Fun
Miniature Railgun Kit Demonstrates Weapon of the Future
Laser Safe Affords Kids Freedom to Store Treasures
Human Hamster Ball Makes Walking on Water a Reality... Sort of
Stunt Granny: A Myth in the Making
December 2008
Love Your Barbie The Alfred Hitchcock Way
The Force is Unleashed on the Wii! - Product Review
ZOOBs Offer Some Speedy Creativity
Advent Calendar Legos? What????
New Robot Dances Better Than I Do...
Ready for a Simulated Head Wound?
Got an Empty Tin Can? Want a Robot?
Video Game Coffee Table Offers a Big Cup Full of Entertainment
Four Fun Toys to Drive Your Cat Crazy
Hydrocar Toys Provide a Glimpse into Alternative Fuel Source
November 2008
Gaming Vest has the Potential to Pound Your Innards into Jelly!
RC Tarantula Sure To Scare Girlfriends Across the Nation
Electric Skateboard Can Zoom You To The Convenience Store-- And Beyond
It's Cute, It's Little, and It Climbed the Grand Canyon!
Drive Golfers Crazy With Radio Controlled Golf Ball
Mission Accomplished: Colored Bubbles are Real!


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