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Rodd Miller's Funny Inventions Blog

 

  • "If you can DREAM it, you can DO it" - Walt Disney
  • "There's a fine line between genius and insanity..." - dead guy
  • "If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - C. Darrow
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard" - Steven Wright

 

My articles will attempt to cover those areas I feel best capture the spirit of these awesome qoutes.

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Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Stun Gun

Ladies can replace that period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon.


Gotta Go Briefcase

The Gotta Go Briefcase for the Exec always on the run. At last, a briefcase you actually are supposed to take a dump in.

Use Your Head To Find Those Lost Remotes

Looking for a better approach to organizing remote controls, Ipods, cell phones and more?

Whether a hardcore audiophile or casual TV watcher, somehow, we still end up with way more remotes and portable handheld devices than we can handle. Inevitably, that many devices can only result in many valuable hours wasted searching for the lost and misplaced... but not if the Remote Wrangler has anything to do with it.


The Future of Sunglasses Is Not So Bright

Want to see a revolutionary new invention? Something that takes sunglasses to the next level?

Not since the advent of the Groucho Marx big nose, bushy eyebrow novelty glasses has there been a more important contribution to the eyewear industry than the multi-functional Uber Shades. These high-tech specs have the potential to revolutionize the lives of thousands, perhaps even millions or billions.