Crazy Inventions and Ideas

This blog covers crazy invention ideas from Sholto Crow.

Real life is rubbish. Badgers can't talk, cheese doesn't grow on ponds, cars don't have a 'cow' button in them which turns them into a cow and I can't tie my shoelaces with my mind, let alone remember what I was supposed to be writing when I started this. Here you will find inventions which come from the infinitely more interesting unreal world.

 There will be a new absurd invention right here every Tuesday, so pop in once a week for a little visit, I'll get the biscuits and the flippers ready and we can have a nice little chat while we're at it. Do you take sugar?