Oh bloody hell, it’s that time of the month again – Shark
Week. No, not that one, the other Shark Week. It’s a difficult period
(heh, get it?) for everyone involved so why not try to make it a little
more tolerable with some of these awesome gifts for your special lady
time.
1. Angry Uterus Heating Pad
There’s something cute about this angry uterus and though she be but
bloody, she offers pain relief. This handmade uterus-shaped creation is
actually a reusable heating/cooling pad and is available on Etsy in
different styles.
2. Giant Hershey Bar
Now that we’ve got our pain under control, let’s satisfy our insatiable
hunger for chocolate. Regular sized candy bars just don’t quite cut it
this time of the month. Ladies, eat your uterus out with this giant 5
pound Hershey bar.
3. Dammit Doll
It’s no secret us ladies tend to feel a bit violent during "that time." Cut your loved ones a break and take your anger out on one of
these instead. Dammit Dolls are popular handmade gifts that, according
to the hilarious poem sewn onto their bellies, you whack any time you’re
feeling frustrated while yelling, "Dammit!""Dammit!""Dammit!"
4. Oh Bloody Hell
Pour yourself a cup and relax a bit with this classy yet sassy white ceramic "Oh, Bloody Hell" coffee mug. It’s the simple things in life.
5. Uterus Plush
This adorable get a womb uterus plush could be the unofficial mascot of PMS (although I’m sure it wouldn’t look that happy). Cuddle up with
this fun little ball of…tissue, and say "nope" to all your cares.
6. Vampire Tea Bags Makeup Pouch
Get a good laugh (just be sure not to laugh too hard) with this
hilarious vampire tea bags pouch that can store your makeup, pencils,
pads, tampons, mini bottles of booze, or whatever strikes your fancy.
7. Feed Me & Tell Me I’m Pretty
If you want to survive intact, just follow the instructions on this
shirt and then back away slowly. Wear this hilarious "feed me and tell me I’m pretty" T-shirt as a common
courtesy to unfortunate people who get caught in the path of your
destruction.
8. Sweary Adult Coloring Book
They say adult coloring books can help reduce stress. Blow off some
extra steam with this sweary adult coloring book featuring fun curse words.
9. Spray The Bitch Away
Ah, smells like raging hormones. Cool that temper off with pleasant notes of clary sage, rose, geranium, and frankincense with Spray the Bitch Away aromatherapy spray.
10. Adult Onesie
Pants are a woman’s arch nemesis when we’re feeling gross and bloated.
Protest against restricting clothing and channel your inner mythical beast with
this comfy and majestic adult unicorn onesie.
11. PMS Mints
Breath smelling a bit PMS-ey? Go ahead and pop one of these PMS mints to freshen up.
12. Nope Pillow Cover
Menstruating ladies, assume the position. The "Nope" position. Put this
adorable "Nope" pillow cover on your softest throw and get ready for
some hardcore snuggle action.
13. Harebrained Period Panties
What do periods and horror movies have in common? Blood, horror, gore,
screaming, feeling stabby in more ways than one, the list could go on
and on and on. Cover your tush with these awesome period panties from
Harebrained that feature various horror movie and story book icons. Who
knew blood and violence could be so cute?
Periods suck, period. Make your special lady time a little more tolerable with some of these awesome period gifts that will totally have you bleeding love.
