People often choose cars to express themselves. You buy a Hummer and that screams out "I’m a really big man" or "I Think Green". You buy a Bentley and that screams out "I’m rich son of a b***h". You buy a VW Bug and that screams out "I’m adorable – don’t squish me".
People are wacky. Wacky people often have wacky cars. I don’t know if they intend to be wacky, but I think it just happens.
Here are eleven of the wackiest cars that I have seen that I thought you may want to see too. In looking at these cars, I think about what the owners and the ones who created these cars wanted to express about themselves. I wonder what the people driving around in these car want to be shouting at the world about themselves…as these unusal cars just screaming out for attention.
Here what I imagine they are saying:
11. All For Show Car
Shouts: "I have enough money to have a gold trimmed car, but all I could afford was a cheap VW Beetle Bug to trim."
All for Show
See it here.
10. Patty Wagon – Plastic Burger Car
Shouts: "Lettuce out."
Patty Wagon
See it here
9. Post Separation Siamese Twin Car
Shouts: "I have no friends, no family and no life."
Halfsie’s Car
See it here.
8. Little Multi-Directional Car
Shouts: "Which way do I go, which way do I go."
Multi Directional Car
See it here.
7. Stretched Out Flat Top Car See it here.
Shouts: "I’m real short and don’t need headspace."
Flat Top
6. Bathtub and Car All-in-One
Shouts: "I like to do free porn on the internet and on the driveway."
Bathtub Car
See it here.
5. Where’s the Door?! Orange Bubble Car
Shouts: "I like feeling like I do too many drugs"
BMW Isetta
See it here.
4. It Can Do Everything Bus Boat
Shouts: "The bus driver is so bad, I needed a backup plan for when we couldn’t stay on the road."
Bus Boat
See it here.
3. Ugly Yellow Cat Van
Shouts: "Meow"
Cat Van
See it here.
2. Hot Red Heel Car
Shouts: "You can walk all over me – Hard."
Hot Red Heel Car
See it here.
1. Really Got to Go Car
Shouts: "I have a serious bladder problem."
Gotta Go Car
See it here.
Can you think of any good captions for these cars? If you have a good one, I’ll replace one of my witty captions with one of yours. If you do it often enough, this super high paying glamorous celebrity gig I have at AmericanInventorSpot.com is all yours.
I really want to take the summer off and I am looking for a free intern (ok so its not the Appretice here) so rack your brains and share with us what you got.
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A reader "Free Lance" came up with better captions. I started editing mine but decided its better not to pick and choose and just concede his stuff is better than what I came up with. Make sure to check out his comments below.
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