Darth Vader: "Would you care for sugar and milk?"
Emperor: "No, no thank you, Lord Vader. I prefer my tea bitter and black."
Darth Vader: "As you wish."
That’s probably the way it would go. And they would be making tea with this:
Meet the Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser. Killin’ the galaxy with deliciousness! Wooooohooo!
This tea infuser is made of stainless steal, is dishwasher safe and makes a mad cup of tea. Put whatever loose leaf blend you wish into it and go to town.
At $19.99, that’s not a bad deal for planet destructing herbal goodness!
My question is this: Does Vader have a straw attachment to that helmet? If not… well, he would have a drinking problem:
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Scene from Airplane posted by Airazz on December 14, 2010.