You know that spy gadgets have gone too far when the word "semen" is on the label. I mean, jeez guys… The marketing people must have had a field day with this.
007 has a new mission
Yep. The KJB Security K1001 Original Semen Detection Spy Kit. All that I can picture are a whole slew of little tailed guys in James Bond bow ties swimming up the birth canal on some covert pregnancy mission.
But, that’s just me. I’m weird.
In truth, this is quite a unique (and accurate) kit for discovering infidelity. It’s based on a testing method that looks for Prostate Specific Antigen (PSA), a protein found in seminal fluid. According to their hype, this kit has been able to find PSA from 30-year-old semen stains.
Somebody needs to do his or her laundry a little more often…
In this day and age, I feel that the best use for a kit of this type is to determine if little Billy (or little Susie) engages in a bit more than lip locking while parked at the local make-out point.
At $40.00 this kit won’t break the bank. And it is better to be safe than sorry. You don’t want to be a grandparent at 35, do ya?
You can find Semen Spy at Amazon.
