Sexiest Wood Alive!

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Mario Philippona is an architect, sculptor, designer, cabinet and furniture maker. He combines all his art and skills in every form he uses to express himself. His works are always in wood and almost always in feminine form… a sexy and provocative feminine form.

Philippona loves the female form, even if his love is for the dream form, the one that Playboy Photoshops before publication. His work is so perfect, so polished, that it seems ironic to give it a function. Yet, Philippona does. Here are some of his sexy female furniture sculptures….

 

The Boobycase

The oversized boobs do make an original wine closet, and Philippona’s skill at cabinetry is also on display here. Look at how the door hinges blend into the Dutch elm sculpture. The boob doors open to more than 180 degrees, so that the wine tray can be fully (ahem) exposed.

 

The Pame-la

 

Pame-la was Philippona’s first work of sexy sculpture. He wanted to sculpt the perfect pair of woman’s legs, here shown in cherry wood as an accessory piece with a drawer in it.

 

The Trio

Philippona calls the Trio "erotica with a wink." The three strong female bodies, all in different poses, connect organically through the light maple wood through the center of the table, nicely emphasize by the contrast of dark walnut.

 

 

 

 

4 Legs

If Trio is "erotica with a wink," 4 Legs is erotica with a double take. Nevertheless, 4 Legs is a chair, designed, in fact, to complement the Trio table. In the same wonderful light maple as the Trio figures, the red and black leather skirts are what offer the sharp color contrast. According to Philippona, the 4 Legs chair is actually very comfortable. The seat is cushioned, back is straight, and all can be adjusted by loosening or tightening the leather lace on the skirts.

 

 

 

Wine On Legs

A different take on the wine tray, this one in Dutch elm and on ankles-down feet with the heels every Philippona female must have.

 

The Orthopedie

When I first saw the Orthopedie, I giggled. The thought of pens and pencils, a stapler, and a roll of Scotch tape sitting in the cubby holes of this woman’s cross-section…. made me giggle, and it still does.

 

 

Box On Heels

Dutch maple and European walnut distinguish this large cabinet silhouetted in female torso. This clever cabinet has great touches, including doors that open 270 degrees.

 


To see other works of Mario Philippona visit his website Sexy Furniture. He will customize his designs for you or help you realize your own version of sexy furniture.

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